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Factoid of the Week:

Capsaicin, the active component of chili peppers, is a chemical irritant for humans.  It produces a sensation of burning, but does not actually cause a chemical burn or any direct tissue damage when chili peppers are the source of exposure. The inflammation resulting from exposure to capsaicin is believed to be the result of the body’s reaction to nerve excitement. 

Man attacks off-duty Chicago police officer, bites off friend’s nipple in road rage incident
Police stop ‘exorcism’ in Home Depot lumber aisle
Saskatchewan man charged after flying helicopter to Dairy Queen to buy ice cream cake

Words of Wisdom:

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.

Buddha

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Factoid of the Week:

Even though the eel looks like a snake it is really a fish without scales. They have long, narrow bodies with long dorsal and anal fins. Most eels hide and live in caves and rock crevices. They also burrow in the sand. These behaviors allow them to surprise and attack their prey.

Doctors figure out why woman was lactating from her armpit
Man in bull onesie accused of trying to burn down ex-lover’s house with spaghetti sauce
Man In China Inserts Live Eel Into Rectum To Try And Cure His Constipation, Almost Dies
Bangkok Man’s Penis Gets Stuck in Padlock, Freed By Doctor After Two Weeks

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“Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.” -Henry David Thoreau

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Factoid of the Week:

A single adult oyster can filter up to 50 gallons of water a day. That’s about as much water as you use in a 10-minute shower.

Swedish prisoners take guards hostage, demand pizza as ransom
Olympics: ‘Plague of oysters’ threatens key venue
‘Intoxicated’ Woman Goes on Masturbation Spree in Front of Cops; Says She is ‘Pleasing Boys’
Drug-dealers are targeting middle-class users with ‘ethically sourced’ cocaine to ‘suit their vegan, organic’ lifestyle

Words of Wisdom:
“Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to become an oyster.”-Theodore Roosevelt

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Factoid of the Week:

There are planets where the atmosphere actually rains diamonds. On gas giants Saturn and Jupiter, lightning storms transform abundant methane into soot, also known as carbon. As the soot falls, it further transforms, first into graphite, then into bona fide diamonds about a centimeter in diameter.

Woman arrested for shooting water pistol at Olympic torch
Woman finds 18 snakes under her bed after she saw ‘a tiny piece of fuzz’ move
In Latest ‘Wellness’ Trend, People are Sunning Their Buttholes to Recharge Their Bodies
Mac and cheese-flavored ice cream hits freezers this week

Words of Wisdom:
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. -Peter Marshall

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Factoid of the Week:

Seedless watermelons aren’t genetically modified. They’re actually a hybrid watermelon created by crossing a watermelon with 22 chromosomes with a watermelon with 44 chromosomes. The result is a sterile watermelon. These watermelons produce immature white seeds that are perfectly safe to eat. Seedless watermelons were first created over 50 years ago.

China’s Tencent turns to facial recognition to snag late-night child gamers
Heinz starts petition to make hot dogs and buns come in equal packs
A herd of drunk Indian buffaloes exposed a hidden stash of contraband liquor and got a group of farmers arrested
Fish get addicted to meth in polluted rivers, go through withdrawal

Words of Wisdom:
“A tree is known by its fruit; a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.” -Saint Basil

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Factoid of the Week:

The Zebra Cobra is a venomous snake hailing from central Namibia northwards into Angola and is one of three spitting snakes in Namibia. It averages 1.2 m and may exceed 1.5 m in length.  It is largely nocturnal and is often found on tarred roads, especially after rain. This is a shy snake that will choose to escape, but will spread a hood and bite readily if cornered. Like the Black Spitting Cobra, it is quick to spit and does so effectively.  The venom of the Zebra snake is potently cytotoxic, causing pain, swelling, blistering and in many instances tissue damage.

CCTV Company is Paying Remote Workers in India to Yell at Armed Robbers
Man jailed twice in minutes after offering counterfeit cash for bail
Templeton man agrees to stop mowing his lawn naked
New DentalSlim device helps patients lose weight by locking teeth shut

Words of Wisdom:
“Kill the snake of doubt in your soul, crush the worms of fear in your heart and mountains will move out of your way.” -Kate Seredy

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Factoid of the Week:

Kleenex tissues were originally intended for gas masks. When there was a cotton shortage during World War I, Kimberly-Clark developed a thin, flat cotton substitute that the army tried to use as a filter in gas masks. The war ended before scientists perfected the material for gas masks, so the company redeveloped it to be smoother and softer, then marketed Kleenex as facial tissue instead.

Canon put AI cameras in its Chinese offices that only let smiling workers inside
Humpback whale gulps and spits out Cape Cod lobsterman
NBC’s ‘Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide’ halts production following ‘explosive diarrhea’ outbreak on set
Batman, Catwoman Oral Sex Scene Blocked From Series: “Heroes Don’t Do That”

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“Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.”-Lyndon B. Johnson

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Factoid of the Week:
Slugs also have thousands and thousands of teeth. These tiny chompers are part of a rasping structure called a radula that’s unique to mollusks. And in case that doesn’t seem weird enough, slugs essentially breathe through a blowhole that opens up on one side of their bodies. This round pore is called a pneumostome.

This company sells jeans designed to make it look like you wet yourself
Texas mother charged after she snuck into school pretending to be daughter
New Orleans strip club offering contract bonuses due to exotic dancer shortage
‘Third eye’ invented to stop ‘smartphone zombies’ from bumping into things

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Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth. – Peter Ustinov

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Factoid of the Week:
Octopuses have three hearts. Two hearts pump blood through each of the two gills, while the third is a systemic heart that pumps blood through the body. 

Italian Artist Salvatore Garau Sells “Invisible” Sculpture For $18,000
West Virginia’s COVID-19 vaccine incentives include guns, trucks and cash
Danish journalist has sex during interview for segment on swingers club
Candidate interrupted by sex toy on drone, punched at event

Words of Wisdom:
“Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.”-Swami Sivananda

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Factoid of the Week:
95 percent of all decisions take place in the subconscious mind. This means that the vast majority of our actions and behaviors occur due to brain activity that lies beyond our conscious awareness.

Big cheese no more: UK drug dealer caught out by cheese pic
Houston’s ‘Darth Vader house’ listed for $4.3 million
Man who didn’t want girlfriend moving in with him burned his trailer, prosecutors say
North Korea ‘bans skinny jeans, mullets’ in fight against capitalism

Words of Wisdom:
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
– Norman Vincent Peale

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