We haven’t found any one-legged ducks in our travels across the vast information dump that is the internet this week, BUT we did find some toe licking phone thieves! Stephen invited him over at one point and it just started getting weird when he duct-tapped us up and made us take off our shoes… Either way, we still persevered and made this show just for you! (If at any point we giggle for no reason during the show… that would be the toe-licker).
Factoid of the Week
Average speed of a golf ball in flight during the PGA Tour: 160 mph
Mugger pwnd by blind man
Procreate and you may win a free car!
Guy sets fire to his car over that which matters most….a soccer game
Toe licking bandit strikes small town Minnesota
Confused cop
Taiwanese woman’s BOOB explodes!
Just… ew
French service makes crap up for horny folks!
Man injects love interest with BLOOD
Mean boss fires a guy for being awesome
Inmates upset over lack of sausage!
Man steals a car to turn himself in!
Trio gets hooked on fake heroin
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Running Time: 50 Minutes
