We have another Patreon subscriber! Guys, you can’t even know how amazing it feels to have you throw money at us! It’s like being a stripper and having customers especially request you because YOUR butt is the BEST butt! Thank you for making us feel like we have the best butt! It turned a boring day at work into an amazing, butt shaking expedition into the wilderness of awesomeonia. I might have celebrated with an angry orchard… and I might be a light weight. Should have a VERY interesting show. I LOVE YOU GUYS!@>#
Factoid of the Week:
Ancient Greeks practiced a form (ineffective) of birth control that consisted of having a woman hold her breath, making her squat, and sneezing.
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Words of Wisdom:
“Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.” – Mark Twain
