Today started out with me spilling copious amounts of soy milk down my pants only to have it puddle at my feet as I stared incredulously. As such, this proved to be a GOOD thing because our show went off without a hitch! No technical difficulties, no crying babies, no bleeding virgins that refuse to die in the name of our show. Stephen, assisted by Frankie U, got some amazingly hilarious and penis heavy news this week, and even one account of a man biting his girlfriend’s snake. Yeah, we were confused too.
Factoid of the Week:
The fear of having peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth is Arachibutyrophobia
Never steal from a shop in the Holy Land…if you are an idiot <–submitted by Frankie U.
Man accused of biting his girlfriend’s snake <–submitted by Frankie U.
Weekly World News shuts its doors!
93 year old crackhead gets busted <–submitted by Frankie U.
Tag banned at elementary school due to a bunch of WHINERS!
Leona Helmsley was an ASS
German man leaves his dead grandmother in a chair for 2 years! <–submitted by Frankie U.
Your penis belongs in a museum!
Ancient walrus penis sells for $8,000
Teen ninjas have yet to master “ninja-vanish”, get caught being stupid
Idiot prints off fake money for a strip club
Man mugged for 4$
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Running Time: 52 Minutes
