I just watched tiny hamsters eating even tinier burritos… at a tiny hamster dining table with tiny hammy lights and a tiny hammy table cloth. It was probably the greatest thing I have ever seen. I have never been so happy. Also, there is a thing called a Penis Fish. No. really. A penis fish. Stephen and I just sat and watched 12 mins of weird animals on youtube. I want the ones that do not look like a penis. Imagine a penis swimming around in the ocean. Whut.
Factoid of the Week:
Female kangaroos have three vaginas.
Lonely teenagers befriend cabbages
Man Wants to Marry Pr0nBook
Pop Rock Vagina
Words of Wisdom:
Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.