Episode 393 – Voltaire’s Tea

I’ve decided women who type with fake long nails are meta-human.  There is no way you can go from bitten stubs to long-arse nails and be able to type with ease.  Mine have been growing the last couple weeks and are a bit past my finger tips (which is no mean feat considering I have bitten my nails since I was old enough to figure out my fingers would go into my mouth), and it is taking everything in me to type on the pads of my fingers and not my finger tips…. Voice to text is about to become real for me.  (Or I can just wait another week until I cannot control myself any longer and bite them off again.)

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Factoid of the Week:
The art of reading tea leaves is called tasseography.

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Words of Wisdom:
A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. -Eleanor Roosevelt

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She's scatterbrained and filled with coconut oil at best.

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