I like putting food on my face. It has its benefits. I decided to branch out and make my own recipe of face mask today. This was a mistake. I have regrets. I put cinnamon, milk (parents left it in my fridge and I’m not going to drink it, so I might as well wear it), turmeric, honey, and nutmeg. My face now feels like I have an army of fire ants straight out of hell marching across Mordor. Please make the pain stop. Send help.
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Words of Wisdom:
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. -Oscar Wilde
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