Call For Submissions! The First Legion of Dorks Publication!

Call for submissions on a Legion of Dorks special project: LAUNDERED: AN ANTHOLOGY OF MONSTER MESSES. As all proceeds from this anthology will be donated to Toys for Tots in conjunction with the Legion of Dorks December fundraiser, we are NOT buying stories for this project.

We’re looking for short stories no more than 7000 words exploring the theme of monster mess clean-up for the first ever Legion of Dorks publication. Deadline to enter is September 15, 2018. Your story must be an original, never-before-published creation that centers around the people who clean up after monsters.

You must include at least one monster, traditional or made up, and at least one cleaning crew or person to meet the theme requirements. You cannot write in anyone else’s world. Otherwise, have fun and let your imagination dominate.


  • A butler is tired of cleaning up after his vampire master who insists on killing his own dinner when he could simply and neatly buy from the butcher.

  • The seamstress frustrated with her clients who can’t seem to take off their clothes before transforming.

  • The janitorial staff at a hotel are tired of spectral guests leaving slime all over the walls.

  • The ideas are endless.

Email all submissions to in standard short story format with the subject “Submission for Laundered (last name).” One story per email please.

We can’t wait to see what you come up with.

Legion of Dorks


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