I got a coupon in the mail for free donuts… three days ago. It is taunting me and I want to use it. To make it worse, the donut shop is less than a mile from my house. I could walk there in 15 mins and get free donuts and be home in 15 mins and have walked 30 whole mins to offset my sugar consumption and I NEED them, you don’t understand.
Please help. I have a problem.
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