I have been awake for 18 hours… and I’m sick, and I think I may die because my body will not allow me to sleep… I just lay there, mouth breathing, wishing for the night to take me. Lawl. I’m really tired, guys. Really tired. Jacob asked me if I wanted to go on a walk and I bit him.
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Words of Wisdom:
Tired minds don’t plan well. Sleep first, plan later. -Walter Reisch
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