There was a tiny lizard-thing in my sun room today! He went to the door, so I let him out… and he just sort of moseyed out the door and stopped to drink rain water out of a small puddle. It was adorable. I kept trying to get him to move so I could shut the door, but he wouldn’t really budge.
My dad wanted me to keep the door open so he could come back in, if he wanted. We run a lizard B&B.
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Factoid of the Week:
Peppermint has been referenced in Greek mythology; the nymph ‘Mentha’ angered Persephone so much she was punished by transformation into its plant form, emitting the powerful smell any time she was touched. Beyond myth, Aristotle believed the herb to be a natural aphrodisiac, and Alexander the Great was rumored to forbid soldiers to consume peppermint for fear that it conjured erotic and distracting feelings.
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I went to the dentist on Monday… and they had to drill my tooth on THREE separate occasions. Once they went in laterally… it didn’t work. Then, they went ion horizontally and filled the cary… and it was too tight…. so they had toi drill THROUGH the filling and then fill it again…. So, Monday was a flaming pike of crap. It took an hour to have one tiny little spot fixed. And it wasn’t even a spot I could have helped! My teeth are too close together and they rub and crate weak spots. At least I’ve never had to have braces. It was hell, guys. It was hell.
I did this Black Friday thing where I joined Title boxing for three months and got a month free… and I have already injured myself. It’s cool, though… it’s just part of my hand missing that I continually hit with every punch during every class so that it will never heal and I will forever be in pain.
I have a love/hate relationship with turmeric. I love what it does for my skin and hair and face in general… but I hate that it stains EVERYTHING. I had the genius idea to add turmeric to my home-made dry-shampoo, and it was a disaster. Not only did the coco make a mess, but the turmeric stained my hands and face as I was dusting it into my hair. There has got to be an easier way of doing this that doesn’t end in my pillow and face being covered in coco and turmeric. BLAH.
This is a curse-heavy episode because Ashley.
I am tired, my back still hurts, I WANT TO GO HOME and be able to do the show with Stephen…. After driving 4 hours tomorrow, I will be able to do a show for a few days, and then have to come back to WV again…. because I was a bad child and am suffering now. Stephen and Jacob talk about science, poop, lottery money, and my dad wont stop eating ice cream.
I need drugs or alcohol but whatever the version of those are that aren’t bad for you
It looks like my parents have sold my father’s optometric office… and I am dead happy! And also freaking the crap out. Do you have any idea how much stuff a family can store in 4000 square feet of office? A lot. They can store a lot. We now have three weekends in which to move, toss, donate, or otherwise destroy upwards of 80 years worth of collected junk. My father thought it would be cool to keep all of my grandfather’s stuff o_O Gah. We so dead.
I don’t know if I like the new Tomb Raider game, guys. It is gorgeous. There is no taking away from that; however, it babies the crap out of you through the tombs. My favorite part of the TR games are the actual exploration and puzzles in the tombs. I feel like the series went from raiding to Nathan Drake with a female protagonist. They spoon-feed you the puzzles (even on max difficulty), there is a HUGE emphasis on stealth (which, I DO like better than run and guns, because it feels like a puzzle), and there is a large chunk of an RPG-esque-like city randomly thrown in. It’s like they weren’t sure which direction to go in. I like exploring cities, but it feels muddled and clunky.
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