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Ummmmmm, Hi.  I know we haven’t talked in a while, but I was wondering how you were… are you thinking about me?  I think about you a lot.  We should maybe get together and hang out sometime soon.

In the meantime, I made you a mixtape of awesome.  Plz listen, ok?

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Factoid of the Week:
There is no visible red light 30 ft under water… so blood appears green.  

Words of Wisdom:
If you don’t like how things are, change it! You’re not a tree. ~Jim Rohn

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We’re back!  Well, maybe.  At least for this week!  Stephen was able to escape the castle walls and free himself from his zombie-dino captors!  Speaking of dinos… we talk about them tonight!  Now I want chicken… 

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Factoid of the Week:
Most car horns honk in the F key

Cocaine Breast Implants
Naked Woman Causes Power Outage
Canned Attack
Bank Robber Arrested After Stopping for Biscuits

Words of Wisdom:
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. – Benjamin Franklin

We’re back!  Barely.  So many things have happened.  All the things.  There are children involved… and dragons.  No.  Really.  Babies and Dragons.  Babies that cry… all… night… but who are so freaking cute and I plan to spoil to death with video games and Zelda!  I mean, he will eventually keep his eyes open and have some sort of coordination… in like 5 years -_- Also, I’m writing a book with Adam Harte.  That’s pretty bamf.  Catch up with us on this special half hour of power ep!

Words to Live by…. Don’t fart while under an epidural.

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Half hour of POWER!  Echo is BACK!  OWL ATTACKS, ZOMBIES!  StephenZ gonna be a daddy!  Last show for a couple weeks until Stephen gets to sleep some more 🙂  They are inducing Stephanie on Sunday eve and I should be an aunt in a few days!  WOO HOO!

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Factoid of the Week: 
Albert Fert discovered magnetic resistance – which lead to the hard drive – the FERT DRIVE.

Zombies Accosted
Owl Poop Night Attack
Attachable Urinal – Kickstarter for Main Drain

Words of wisdom:
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. – Mahatma Gandhi

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Bloody HELL!  It deleted my post!  I went to tell it to save my draft and it goes… Oh, Im sorry? Did you want to save the last 10 mins of work?  WELL TOUCH SHYTE!  IM GOING TO DELETE IT AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!?@#  It said I wasn’t logged in… shouldn’t it tell me that before I open a window and start typing?  Shouldn’t it give me some sort of heads up?!  I HATE you, squarespace.  HATE.

Factoid of the Week:
If a female ferret doesn’t mate while she’s in heat, she can die! If she’s unable to find a sex partner and stays in heat too long, her body will start to secrete high levels of estrogen, which causes aplastic anemia – a deadly disease for ferrets.

Bride Marries Wedding Guest
Haircut Gone Awry
Kinky Jeans
I want a Pet Crow!

Words of Wisdom:
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie. – Alec Baldwin

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ITS A SNOOOOOOWWWDAAAAYYYYY! I think I’m going to get another one tomorrow!  ALL THE EXCITEMENT.  Although, I live in the South… so it’s all ice.  So, no snowmen 🙁  I do have a fire and cinnamon tea and NO WORK.

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Factoid of the Week:
By the time a person feels thirsty, his or her body has lost over 1 percent of its total water amount.

World’s Harshest Rejection Letter
Kidney Donor Marries Recipient
Giant Fatburg
50 Shades of Stuck

Words of Wisdom:
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. – Leo Tolstoy

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So, I can’t even begin to tell you why or how we began talking about the things we talked about tonight. There were tiny monkeys that otters decided to eat, buttholes that were coated in chocolate and then sent to loved ones, chickens that looked like puppies that were fried chickens our 2000 era sexy lady archetype (I thought Angelina was hot!) and why Lorelei Gilmore is a b@#$h… and I have a headache from laughing.

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Factoid of the Week:
Pablo Picasso was considered a suspect in the theft of Mona Lisa in 1911. He was arrested and questioned, but later cleared and released.

Rare Monkey Eaten by Otters…
Honey Fried Chicken
Gay Buttholes

Words of Wisdom:
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. – Aristotle

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This show is brought to you by Raptor Shower Gel.  It gets in the shower with you and EATS YOUR FACE!  Got dirt? Eat it off with RAPTOR SHOWER GEL! Got a weird rash from that one questionable chick that you met at the back of the bar last night? Eat it off with RAPTOR SHOWER GEL!

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Factoid of the Week:
Horses do not have a gall bladder.

Zombie Mow
Tobacco Smoke Enema

Words of Wisdom:
All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife. – Daniel Boone

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OMG so tired!  I need a brownie and a cup of coffee and a Gigi’s cupcake.  I just spent the last ten mins watching youtube videos of such gross stuff… that was not a great idea.  Freaking bot flies!

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Factoid of the Week:
Russia has a larger surface area than Pluto.

Piss Your Pants Scary
Teen Poses as Doctor for a Month
Scientist Grows Maggot Under Skin
Horny Elephant Rapes Car

Words of Wisdom:
I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. – Jack London

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It’s meant to snow tomorrow… so I am at home instead of at Stephen’s.  I hope there is like 4000 feet of snow and I don’t have to go to work the rest of the week because I DONT WANNA!?  I want to sleep and drink hot cocoa and play PS4.

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Factoid of the Week:
Casu marzu is a Sardinian cheese that contains live maggots. The maggots can jump up to five inches out of cheese while you’re eating it, so it’s a good idea to shield it with your hand to stop them jumping into your eyes.

Beer Snobs Rejoice!
Oops! That was Daddy’s Lunch
Gun Smuggled in Vagina
Man Tweets for TP Help

Words of Wisdom:
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. – Luis Bunuel

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