Episode 335 – Patch My Pants

Bloody HELL!  It deleted my post!  I went to tell it to save my draft and it goes… Oh, Im sorry? Did you want to save the last 10 mins of work?  WELL TOUCH SHYTE!  IM GOING TO DELETE IT AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!?@#  It said I wasn’t logged in… shouldn’t it tell me that before I open a window and start typing?  Shouldn’t it give me some sort of heads up?!  I HATE you, squarespace.  HATE.

Factoid of the Week:
If a female ferret doesn’t mate while she’s in heat, she can die! If she’s unable to find a sex partner and stays in heat too long, her body will start to secrete high levels of estrogen, which causes aplastic anemia – a deadly disease for ferrets.

Bride Marries Wedding Guest
Haircut Gone Awry
Kinky Jeans
I want a Pet Crow!

Words of Wisdom:
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie. – Alec Baldwin

Author: Smashie

She's scatterbrained and filled with coconut oil at best.

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