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Factoid of the Week:
In ancient Arab culture, a woman could only divorce her husband if he didn’t like her coffee.
Instagrammers Are Swarming This Turquoise Lake. It’s Actually A Toxic Dump.
West Palm Beach playing “Baby Shark” on loop to drive homeless people away
Kentucky man’s irritation caused by tick latched onto his eye
Flushing drugs down the toilet could lead to ‘meth-gators,’ Tennessee police department warns
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Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee. -AJ Lee
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I like walking. I forget how much I like it until I get outside and wander around my neighborhood. It was hell’s hot here this am, but the walk was fantastic.
I’m having one of those days where everyone is driving me bonkers. I’ve been on the phone all day and the most random people have called… like, the closet lady from a month ago whom I’ve told TWICE that we wouldn’t be using their services… and then told their office after her manager emailed me. Generally, I try not to be a butt, because I always feel bad about it later, but today many people have seen my rear.
I made delicious wagyu beef tacos! The very moment I finished cooking and combining everything to serve, Jacob looks at me and goes, “Would you mind if I laid down for 15 mins?”. I mean, I cannot say no to that, because he is adorable… but I want WARM TACOS… I’m still waiting on them right now. I NEED THEM!
I went to a bouncy trampoline park with my nephew and goofed off for an amazing hour. We flipped and made Mario courses and chased each other… and then I flung myself onto a huge mattress type deal… but when I crawled off of it and onto the main floor… I jacked my MCL up… So, now I cannot walk. It wasn’t because the flips or cartwheels or jumps… but because of one little twist I made while pulling myself up to the floor. You have got to be kidding me…
Tonight’s show was a blast! It was a true return to form in that we didn’t stay on track for more than two minutes. We covered Icelandic pool hair dryers and Taco Bell. We even solved all the problems of the US health care system. There’s nothing quite like an episode of H&H to really get you going. Enjoy!
We’ve been gone… and I’ve been painting… and I want my house back. Listen to my slow decent into madness.
My roses are blooming… and they are glorious. I went to a memorial garden with a buddy today to look at the roses… and it was closed. So, we walked around the amphitheater forever until we were able to see the roses… and mine are better >_> I mean, I don’t DO anything to mine, but they are still better. Save for the red ones at the garden… those were amazing.
Why are wasps a thing? Ants are yicky enough… but make them 6 times as big, give them a massive bite AND sting to go with their size… oh, and then add wings… that doesn’t seem like something out of a hellworld at ALL.