I am so beyond tired… I am not sure how I stayed away to do the show this Eve! I kept randomly talking about mice with dorsal penises..in fact, I fell asleep writing this! Stephen is going to call me in a bit and ask me where the intro is 
Stephen got amazing notes again this week! He also wore sunglasses during the recording, so you know the show has to be fantastic.
911 is not a dating service, your knees are not stronger than a bumper, 75 is not too old to have a baby, rotten eggs will apparently turn you on, and winning medals as a woman does not make you one o_O
Factoid of the Week:
Humans blink over 10,000,000 times a year!
What do you mean “needing to get laid is not an emergency!”
What’s so funny?!
He’s got balls
Been caught stealin’
Car > Human
Is that sulfur perfume? That really turns me on
He’s just so….OLD!
It’s just sad you can’t tell
Would you just get naked already?!
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Running Time: 1:14:41
