I am so beyond tired… I am not sure how I stayed away to do the show this Eve! I kept randomly talking about mice with dorsal penises..in fact, I fell asleep writing this! Stephen is going to call me in a bit and ask me where the intro is 😀
Stephen got amazing notes again this week! He also wore sunglasses during the recording, so you know the show has to be fantastic.
911 is not a dating service, your knees are not stronger than a bumper, 75 is not too old to have a baby, rotten eggs will apparently turn you on, and winning medals as a woman does not make you one o_O
Factoid of the Week:
Humans blink over 10,000,000 times a year!
What do you mean “needing to get laid is not an emergency!”
What’s so funny?!
He’s got balls
Been caught stealin’
Car > Human
Is that sulfur perfume? That really turns me on
He’s just so….OLD!
It’s just sad you can’t tell
Would you just get naked already?!
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Running Time: 1:14:41