Episode 300 – Willy Wonka Walrus Douche

Holy CRAP on a crap cracker!  It’s our 300th episode!  Seriously, holy crap.  I could pee in excitement (you know, like a small dog… they pee when they are happy… you’ve never been peed on by an excitable puppy?  Really?  Ugh.  Dogs smell.).  Thank you all for sticking around and listening to Stephen and I ramble into a microphone for 300 episodes and many long years.  We love you all so much and are so grateful for the friendships mad through this show!  Here’s to many more episodes, many new friendships, and many more embarrassing over-shares!   

Factoid of the Week:
Casu marzu is a Sardinian cheese that contains live maggots. The maggots can jump up to five inches out of cheese while you’re eating it, so it’s a good idea to shield it with your hand to stop them jumping into your eyes. (What the CRAP, Todd?!)

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Words of Wisdom:
I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition.
Martha Washington

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