Episode 423 – Swede’s Balls

I am not a petite person.  I am 5’9″ (5 inches taller than the average for the USA), and I have a goodly amount of muscle… which is GREAT if I were living with the Amazonians on Themyscira. Today, while I was in a barre class (ballerinas with weighted poles to make it harder because why make anything fun?), a lady told me that I MUST be a softball player. Her husband coaches high school softball and I look just like one of the players… because my shoulders are so big…  add that to the fact that I was a foot taller than everyone in the class and someone asking me if I wanted to look like a man earlier in the week… and I give up -_- #sarahconnor

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Factoid of the Week:
The average height of a female in the USA is 5’ 3.5″ and the average male is 5’9”.

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Words of Wisdom:
The true way to be humble is not to stoop until you are smaller than yourself, but to stand at your real height against some higher nature that will show you what the real smallness of your greatness is. -Phillips Brooks

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