Episode 428 – Guilt Free Sex Bits

I just spilled water on my laptop… I panicked a bit… but everything seems to be ok. I’m also VERY tired and would like a nap, so I’m more concerned with getting a few Zzz’s than I am with my laptop exploding. Also, freaking waterproof mascara, man. Why. They should make small shots of waterproof mascara for those of us that literally want it for one freaking day. Like when you get married and have your sig-fig telling you that he is going to make you ball like a baby.  Amateur. I only cry during Braveheart.

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She's scatterbrained and filled with coconut oil at best.

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