Episode 430 – Health Lizard

Jacob’s company is doing this five week competition that can land people money for exercising… and it is glorious and going to kill me. My team is ranked 8th out of the entire fortune 100 company, and I am 2nd on my team. I also want to yell at some of the members on my team… how are you going to commit to joining a team that is logging mad exercise hours and only workout 30 mins every other day! I cannot threaten or cajole anyone because everyone knows I am Jacob’s wife and I don’t want to get his work people annoyed at him, but COME ON!  Take a walk at lunch or something. Damn.

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Factoid of the Week:
According to this article from “Fast Co Design,” we are attracted to glitter because it reminds us of something else that also glistens, reflects, and that we can’t live without: that’s right, water.

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Words of Wisdom:
All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost. ~J. R. R. Tolkien

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