Episode 461 – Rectal Scans

Giving up sugar is the hardest thing EVER. Prepping for the LSAT was less arduous than this! I keep stuffing avocados in my face and pretending like I don’t want a tangerine or a donut.

Evolutionary speaking, humans aren’t prepared for the amount of sugar they ingest… we just never had it that readily available, so our bodies don’t have a clue what to do with it… so we all just get diabetes XD

Culturally, it’s so hard to stay away from. It’s a treat, dang it! Who doesn’t like treats?

Anyone else on the no sugar bandwagon with me? (And by “no”, I mean mostly no, but probably some because freaking DONUTS are GUD).

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Factoid of the Week:
National Doughnut Day was officially established in 1938 by the Chicago Salvation Army to raise much-needed funds during the Great Depression.

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Words of Wisdom:
“As you ramble on through life, Brother,
Whatever be your goal,
Keep your eye upon the doughnut,
And not upon the hole.” 
― Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin

Author: Smashie

She's scatterbrained and filled with coconut oil at best.

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