Have you guys ever tried retying hammock knots? It’s not easy, Man (lawl). But, seriously, I screwed up our hammock real hard core. My dad bought it 30 years ago, and never used it… so he gave it to Jacob and me. It had loosened up over the last several decades, so I decided to give it a bit of a spruce up.
That was dumb.
Now, it lilts sideways because I didn’t make the knots even… so it is constantly trying to flip you out of one direction.
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Factoid of the Week:
Mayans were clever folk. They developed the only known written language in Mesoamerica, gave chocolate a God long before Europeans even knew it existed, and they invented the hammock! Yup, hammocks were originally woven from the Hammack tree, native to Latin America, hence the name, “hammock”
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Your best ideas, those eureka moments that turn the world upside down, seldom come when you’re juggling emails, rushing to meet the 5 P.M. deadline or straining to make your voice heard in a high-stress meeting. They come when you’re walking the dog, soaking in the bath or swinging in a hammock. -Carl Honore