Author: Stephen

H&H has risen like a pheonix from the ashes and has brought you the long awaited Episode 229. The hackers almost had us, but we were able to recover relatively quickly, and get it all working again. Seriously, though! Why would anyone want to take down the happiest place on earth? You guys obviously like us so it must be some ridiculously straight-laced organization that can’t stand for our crazy humor and gratuitous nudity…okay maybe not the nudity part. We’re just glad to have the site back and running in perfect order. Enjoy our latest episode!!
Factoid of the Week
“Poo” means “crab” in Thailand. There is a book called “Cooking with Poo”

Zombies in China
Waiter Spills Beer
Karma Hates You
You can do this!?

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Butter! We here at HnH like butter… and bacon. Well, Stephen likes bacon and butter. I dont eat bacon piggies in butter. And we also play country music. Basically, this entire episode is offense to me in every way. I also drew an angel penis. And I’m running out of things to say. And Stephen is judging me. I can tell. He wants to clean the kitchen, but he JUDGES my writing. DONT JUDGE ME!@?#
Factoid of the Week
Siphonapterology is the study of fleas.

Man Survives Two Months on Snow
Don’t Mumble
Are Your Parents Swingers
Sexy Jazz Station

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Running Time: 1:02:54

Well, I’m not allowed to make these diary entries anymore… and we are trying not to talk about sex, so ppl don’t think we are a super dirty show… Ummm… so that kinda leaves me very few things to write about. I guess I could write about the SHOW, but you’re going to LISTEN to the show… so I don’t want to SPOIL the show… I mean, I could tell you knock knock jokes? Knock, Knock… HnH…. LISTEN TO THE DAMN SHOW so you can hear about yak nipples!
Oh yeah! Check out Chris Moreno’s Zombie Dickheads! Fantastic stuff!

Factoid of the Week:
In 1807, Washington Irving attached the moniker “Gotham” to New York City in a satire publication called Salmagundi. Salmagundi, by the way, is defined as a dish of chopped meat, anchovies, eggs, onions, and seasoning. Tasty!In 1807, Washington Irving attached the moniker “Gotham” to New York City in a satire publication called Salmagundi. Salmagundi, by the way, is defined as a dish of chopped meat, anchovies, eggs, onions, and seasoning. Tasty!

Woman Eats Her Surprise
Toe Suck Fairy
Just…Gross
Yak Nipples

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Running Time: 1:06:02

Ummm, so this is the most bizarre we have done in a while… some of the stories are REALLY weird and REALLY gross… but, we have no filter so, we will tell you about them! yay! Also, I cleaned my Jeep today. Like, REALLY cleaned him. Washed and waxed and vacuumed and armoralled and he is so totally stoked to be clean >^_^< Granted, getting wax off of windows is a PAIN in the arse… stupid windex is no match for turtle waX.
Factoid of the Week:
The parachute was invented by Leonardo Da Vinci in 1515

Breast Slapping
Dog Walker
Keeping it in the Family
Partied to Death

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Ash’s computer died, I had to wear glasses, a dude in Miami redefines “trouser snake”! This episode of H&H was going to be a quick one, but Ash and I managed to ramble for just about an hour…which I guess considering I latest track record does seem like a short show. Either way, you’re going to have a blast! Put H&H in your earholes!
Factoid of the Week:
Hammerhead sharks attack humans on an average of once every 11 years

Diamonds are Forever…in your colon
Curious Elvers
Trouser snakes

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Running Time: 56:45

This episode of H&H is brought to you by none other than Mr. Chris Moreno! The world famous, world travelling, comic-con going superhero is back on the show for another episode of hilariously inappropriate conversation! Seriously, what show can you go listen to a comic book artist talk about stuff that has nothing to do with comics? Download it, and let the awesomeness inject itself into your earholes!
Factoid of the Week:
Americans consumed 76 billion pounds of red meat and poultry in the year 2000, up 21% from a decade earlier.

Chris Moreno’s Work!
ChrisMoreno.org
Chris Moreno’s Deviant Art page
Gymkommentary
DJ Kirkbride’s Do You Believe in Ninjas?

North Dakota is a Pooper
That Was Unexpected
This Stripper has a Pole…For Reals!

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Running Time: 1:30:00 give or take 0_o

Tonight’s show is animal themed… or rather, penguin themed. Why, you ask? Well, I’ll tell you why. It is because… I like penguins and they like shoes. Shoes that they try to mate with in lieu of other — real — penguins. Also, because penguins make amazing Metroid Repellent. Speaking of! Tonight’s show brought to you by H&H Metroid Repellent! Hate that feeling of a space aliens eating your frontal lobe?! Loathe the idea of having to go back into a room that you just spent 10 minutes clearing of said space alien brain eaters? Do we have a solution for you! H&H Metroid Repellent! Just spray a little on your scalp, and watch the metroids cower in fear! Perfect for your next jaunt through an abandoned space station. Side effects may include – itching, bleeding, minor hair loss, anal leakage, sudden death, or liver damage. Some skin cancer may occur. Please consult your physician before starting any metroid repellent regiment! Metroid brought you by Nintendo ™

Factoid of the Week
When penguin mothers lose a chick, they steal another mother’s chick.

Penguin Loves Shoe!
Fat Woman Wants to be Fatter
Stolen Diapers
It’s Raining Worms?

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Running Time: 1:11:11

I know this is totally off topic, but I randomly saw that BBC special called “Guys and Doll” (about a group of guys and their Real Dolls)… and I totally want to see a real Real Doll. They are so creepy, but strangely fascinating :p Also, for everyone that sees our show titles… I promise the show’s contents aren’t as bad as we make it sound 😀 We just seek totally random and goofy titles that sound AWFUL alone and out of context. We are totally pure >_> Ahem. Actually, I don’t even think I cursed this ep!? Someone double check for me 😀

Factoid of the Week:
The points of light that you see behind your eyelids when you shut your eyes really hard are called Phosphenes.

Show jumping…cow?
WIPE THE SEAT?!
Thanks for Giving!
This is why Ash went raw
Panty Quilt

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Running Time: 1:25:03