Author: Stephen

Episode 373 – Bananahan

I found out that lime juice in hibiscus tea is just about the best thing that has every happened to the civilized world. I’m not sure why no one told me this earlier, and I am quite saddened by the fact that lime juice in tea isn’t enough of a thing that I didn’t hear about it ages ago. I also would like a nap. I decided to run from zombies for a few miles today… and that was very tiring. I did get a bottle of water and some trousers, though… so that was nice. “Zombies, Run!” is a fun app. Check it out.

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Factoid of the Week:
The US has the 10th largest oil reserve in the world. Venezuela has the largest, with 298.35 billion barrels compared to the US’ 33 billion barrels.

Taiwan politician’s funeral features 50 pole dancers
Wrong number: Louisiana man texts deputy about meth delivery
Man ‘opens fire on wife over grilled cheese sandwich bite’
Now you can do yoga with goats in Oregon

Lost Signals – A Film By Coleman Ranahan
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Words of Wisdom:
Truth will rise above falsehood as oil above water. -Miguel de Cervantes

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Episode 372 – Ain’t Got No Title

I’m going to eat pizza tonight and I am super stoked about it.  I lurve pizza.  It’s gooey and warm and salty and amazing and WHY IS IT NOT MADE YET!?  I am going to die!  Also, I think I need a nap.  Or more Tea.  Also, I talk about tea on the show a lot today… because tea is life.  And coconut oil.  Coconut oil and tea are life.  Lives.  Yes.

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Factoid of the Week:
Britain is the second-largest nation of tea drinkers per capita.  Ireland is the first.

Japanese Restrooms Offer Special Toilet Paper For Wiping Phones
Man has steel ring cut from penis by firemen
Doctors Remove Scissors From Man’s Abdomen After 18 Years
Monopoly Sets Up Holiday Hotline To Settle Family Disputes

Words of Wisdom:
A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. – Eleanor Roosevelt

 

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Episode 371 – Snap Chat Duck-It

So, adult coloring books are awesome… but I want KIDS coloring books for adults. I want giant spaces to fill in, not tiny ass little spots that my ultra-sharpened colored pencil can’t even fit inside. Why can’t they make the kids coloring books without connecting the dots and mass stupidity and let adults color those? Why do they want to make us blind and call it theraputic? It’s all a scam from the people who make glasses…

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Factoid of the Week:
Factoid The Sun alone contains 99.8% of the total mass in the Solar System.

Tallow tensions: Vegans want ‘fat-free’ UK 5-pound banknote
Fake Dentist Allegedly Pulled Teeth Without Anesthesia
Edinburgh man with bionic penis inundated with date offers
Pa. man robs bank with note written on rehab discharge papers

Words of Wisdom:
Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. – Buddha

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Episode 327 – Chrismakwahannafestivus

It’s the Holiday episode of H&H! The one where Smash gets a bit…smashed, Stephen writes a custom mad lib, and they have a jolly good time in general!

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Episode 316 – Nerd Jerk

Tonight’s episode of H&H was absolutely off the wall. By that I mean that we had absolutely no notes to go by, and actually loved every minute of it. There were mad libs, weird stories, frank conversations, and more! Enjoy!

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Condom Pants
Weiner in a can

Episode 299 – Get To Da Choppa

I ate green beans. So, Steph and I are joining a gym and going to workout at 5 freaking in the am. Also, Stephen gave me the soundboard tonight and that was perhaps a mistake. Never give me buttons. I want to press all the buttons. Just to see what the noises are. Puddie Puddie! Omg. Stuck in mah head. Ummmmmm, I am running out of things to write, but I have to fill up space because this is what goes here. Ep 300 is soon and Arnold through the Ages. SO EXCITED! Ok, I’m done.

Factoid of the Week:
The silkworm consumes 86,000 times its own weight in 56 days.

Shrink-wrapped Couples
Twins Share Boyfriend
Man Cooks and Eats His Hip
Couple Stops Trial with Sex

Words of Wisdom:
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
Franklin D. Roosevelt

Episode 298 – Turtle Puddin’ Power

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Factoid of the Week:
City with the most Rolls Royces per capita: Hong Kong

France Orders 2000 Too-Big-Trains
School Cancels Honor’s Awards
Thieves Accidentally Steal Baby

Words of Wisdom:
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
Oscar Wilde

Episode 297 – Rootin’ Tootin’ Poopin’ Ninjas

I just watched tiny hamsters eating even tinier burritos… at a tiny hamster dining table with tiny hammy lights and a tiny hammy table cloth. It was probably the greatest thing I have ever seen. I have never been so happy. Also, there is a thing called a Penis Fish. No. really. A penis fish. Stephen and I just sat and watched 12 mins of weird animals on youtube. I want the ones that do not look like a penis. Imagine a penis swimming around in the ocean. Whut.

Factoid of the Week:
Female kangaroos have three vaginas.

Lonely teenagers befriend cabbages
Man Wants to Marry Pr0nBook
Pop Rock Vagina
Serial Pooper

Words of Wisdom:
Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Abraham Lincoln