I’ve been using the Muse Headband (omg, so amazing), watching Black Mirror, and reading a
bout self-driving beer delivery trucks that go on 120 mile trips… we live in the future, man! Just yesterday, I asked my phone how many cups were in 2 pints and she TOLD me. It was a glorious moment. Now, off to have intercourse with my robot boyfriend!
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Factoid of the Week:
By law, a pregnant woman can pee anywhere she wants to in Britain, even if she chooses, in a police officer’s helmets.
Topless-Selfie Leads to Crash with a Squad Car
Man Stops at In-n-Out Burger during Police Chase
Lover of Large
Rash of Clown Sightings
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This week, we celebrate day two of my Birthday! Yes, I get two days. In reality, every day is treated like my birthday… because I am awesome. No, not really. But Jacob did make me WAFFLES with kiwis and peaches! Dude, you dunno how good that stuff is! AHHHH! On a lighter note – here’s hoping that Stephen doesn’t get hit in the head with a green screen two shows in a row.
I am currently eating a pickle in cream cheese… and I am so very pleased to be doing this. Seriously, go get a pickle and smear cream cheese on it… and then eat it. It’s amazing. Stop snarling your nose. Unless you don’t like one of the two ingredients… then just keep moving on. I also drank a beer.
Something is biting my leg! I cannot see it, so one can only assume it is a tiny green bug from X-Files. >_< I also ate way too much for breakfast and now need waffles to make it better :p
Someone order me a pizza and have it delivered to the house. After this week’s news, I have decided the world is totally mental and I just wanna eat pizza and watch scary movies. I want to do that all the time anyway, but with the end of the world neigh… pizza and horror movies it is!
We are back after a two week hiatus! There was a zombie outbreak across state lines and they needed my expertise. Expertise should be spelled with a “c”. English is so weird. Thank you so much for taking time out of your day to listen to our geeky ramblings! You guys are amazing!
For whatever reason, I decided to draw on my face throughout the whole show… and make myself more and more clown-like. Why? Who knows? I also, REALLY need to pee, but what’s new with that? Enjoy the madness of the following stories! Also, there is ET in there somewhere.
Guys, I seriously cannot count. At all. I make the google docs ahead of time, so I can just swoop in and drop the info into the templates. Today’s ep is 359 and the last template I had made up, so I decided to make some more. The next few in the series I created were 400-405. Apparently, 400 comes after 349. I am an idiot -_-
OMG, guys…. I’m so freaking tired! This weekend was great, but I want CHICKFILA and DOOM! We did a “quick” 45 min show because I need a milkshake and I need it now. I’m so excited for Sugar and Doom. Also, I have to pee.
We are debating on whether to see Warcraft… I’ve read the awful reviews, but I’ve also got nothing but thumb’s up from my friends… Ahhhhh! What should I do!? Also, I think we might get Doom tonight >_> Stephen is getting it for PC, so I suppose that is what I shall do too! Must needs shoot things with Stephen!