Aliens Throwing Things! Run For Cover!

A Bosnian man is claiming that he is being targeted by aliens. Meteorites have hit the man’s home five times and he sees no other explanation to this incredible phenomenon other than visitors from above sending these space rocks hurtling toward his house. No explanation is offered as to why the aliens would pick on this poor guy, but we can be certain that they are the ones responsible. Why else would this guy get hit five times when such an event is so very rare for everyone else?

Radivoje Lajic has handed over the meteorites that hit his home to the Belgrade University where they have been studied and confirmed to be real meteorites. The University is now investigating local magnetic fields in an attempt to find out why so many of the rocks would hit Mr. Lajic’s house. The reason is simple to Mr. Lajic: aliens are attacking him from space!

“I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don’t know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit five times has to be deliberate.”

This all started last November when the first stone hit his house, and it hasn’t ceased since then. I can only advise Mr. Lajic to look back to that point in time and figure out what he did to offend our space neighbors. I have a theory that they must have abducted a squirrel who then taught them that throwing things at people is proven successful technique for making them look at you. Perhaps the aliens are just trying to get our attention, but rather than a widespread rock throwing, they are just throwing them at the one guy who might believe it’s coming from them. How many times have you had something thrown at you and then only looked up to see a squirrel chuckling to himself? It’s happened to me many times, and I’m pretty sure that these aliens are attempting the same process.

Maybe we’ll see our galactic buddies stopping by soon. I can only hope that they don’t try and take us over or burn our cattle, stick probes up our butts, or imbue us with cancer disguised as special powers. Keep an eye to the sky!

Source: Ananova

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