I can NOT think of anything clever today… directing to weird al lyrics…
Elmo’s got gun, Elmo’s got a gun.
Big bird’s on the run.
Bernie’s dialin’ 911
What made Elmo snap?
Was he tired of Big Bird’s Crap?
They say when Elmo was arrested,
they found Oscar headless in the trash.
I hear that Gordon’s really runnin,
Now that Elmo’s got a gun,
The street is never gonna be the same.
Factoid of the Week:
Elephants can’t jump (Much like my damn character in Fable 2). Every other mammal can.
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Running Time: 1:31:20