I dreamed about hornets last night. I woke up swatting and waving my hands like a moron. I hate bug dreams. I always feel crawly when I wake up. Granted, then I dreamed about guppies trying to eat my fingers off. I was being all nice and trying to rescue them, but NO, they wanted to EAT my fingers off. See if I ever rescue a guppy again! Ungrateful jerks! On the other hand, I have watched Piranha in the last week. By the way, the OLD Piranha is WAY better than the POS they released in the last year. That wasn’t even a movie… it was just… so so so so SO very stupid. It was basically a snuff film. With Fish. Ew.
Factoid of the Week
Mageiricophobia is the intense fear of having to cook.
Shopkeep tells would be robber to piss off
“Fat Cow” loses weight
Naked, drunk man at funeral home trying to have a threesome
Make sure people are zombies
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