So, I’m going to start writing those one sentence stories for the intros to see how far along I can get a ridiculous story. It’s going to be a few sentences at a go. Feel free to email us and help us along! I’ll get it started:
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Walking lightly despite his awkwardly shaped shoes, the clown held his breath as he peered into the child’s window. The little boy was busy attacking his sister’s Barbie Doll with a hard plastic dinosaur.
Factoid of the Week:
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Words of Wisdom:
“Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”
― Martin Luther King Jr.
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