Episode 266 – Domestic Farts

Walking lightly despite his awkwardly shaped shoes, the clown held his breath as he peered into the child’s window. The little boy was busy attacking his sister’s Barbie Doll with a hard plastic dinosaur. Sensing something creepy, the brown-eyed boy spun his head in the direction of the window. Only darkness stared back at him. Shrugging, he continued his assault on his sister’s stupid doll.
“Christopher, time for dinner!” yelled the boy’s mother.”
Annoyed that his pummeling was being cut short, Christopher threw his toys to the ground and stalked out of the room.

Racing down the hallway, the seven-year-old paused briefly at the top of the steps and then took them two at a time until he reached the second floor of his home. Remembering to wash his hands, Christopher flipped on the bathroom light and screamed when his eyes focused on the mirror.

Factoid of the Week:
The letters KGB stand for Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.

Elevators are not Potties
Domestic Farts
Buy a Cow
How Does He Eat?

Words of Wisdom:
For time and the world do not stand still. Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or the present are certain to miss the future.
John F. Kennedy

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