I wanna go play in the snow. I have no buddy to play with me, though. This is a sad thing. It’s getting all dark and the snow is turning melty, but I wanna run around for five minutes like a maniac and come in and drink hot chocolate. Ooooooooooohh, that sounds yummy. Hot chocolate is needed. I shall be drinking it during the show.
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Words of Wisdom:
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. -Charles M. Schulz