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Factoid of the Week:
There are 16 different stages of life are found in shrimp from egg to full adult.
Coffee not essential for life, Swiss government says
Deputies surround burglar in Oregon home, find out suspect is Roomba trapped in bathroom
Doctor finds 4 tiny sweat bees living in woman’s eye, feeding on her tears
High school baseball field doused in gasoline, set on fire in attempt to dry it faster
Words of Wisdom:
To go in the water and stare at a shrimp for three minutes and not think about anything else in the world, it’s just euphoric. -Ashlan Gorse Cousteau
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Ahem. *sings*
Giving up sugar is the hardest thing EVER. Prepping for the LSAT was less arduous than this! I keep stuffing avocados in my face and pretending like I don’t want a tangerine or a donut.
Momentum has been lost! The sheetrock guys are not here and it needs to be taped and mudded ;_; They came at 5pm on Tuesday, but we were leaving for a Duke game…
It was meant to rain all day, but it’s been 60 and sunny… so, I skipped a walk with a friend (because we thought it was going to rain) and went to a CROWDED dance class instead. So many new people were there for some reason o_O I felt encroached on. Everyone has their certain spots on the floor and when new people come in… they don’t know the procedure and just muck everything up.
I took my mom to a Zumba-like dance class today and it was glorious. Watching someone hop around trying to learn dance moves is so fantastic. She picked them up quickly and everyone was rushing to tell her how great she did. It made me proud. Which is a bit of a reverse from the typical parent/child dynamic, but it was great!
Happy Valentine’s Day, you lovely people! I honestly used to hate it until I realized that it was more about the people I kept around me than the person I was dating. I have amazing family and friends and THOSE are the people I want to love on.
I have had SO many issues with needing to pee and having no where to go over the last two weeks. Yesterday, there was a giant hole in the floor and wall of my bathroom. I had to give the guys a heads up every time I went pee, so they wouldn’t peep their heads through like some sort of perverted meerkat.
Dear Lord. Two days ago the basement flooded (it’s where we are storing furniture and various boxes while we are renovating upstairs). Thank God it was just plane water as the downstairs tube backup with sewage. BLEHHHHH. I’ve never heard so many poop puns in my life. Jacob was on a roll. Thankfully, a plumber was able to come the next day and sort everything out… after we spent five hours trying to fix the problem ourselves. The previous home owners hadn’t removed a clog…. flush out your drains people…. flush out your drains.