Episode 82 – “Where Do You Get That Much Ostrich”

I have laughed so hard the last two hours, that I’m pretty sure I am going to just throw up and die. My stomach is in pain, and I wanna curl up in bed and pass out. I spent three hours driving back up here, then another 30 going to a costume shop to get my hat for my costume, then sat for 2 more hours doing the shows. My butt hurts, I’m so tired… and I seriously just can’t laugh anymore. Woman attacks cops with a used girly item, a man pees on a dog in horny ire, a beach goes missing, and a man leaves his thumb at a brothel. I can has sleep now?
Factoid of the Week:
In ancient Rome, ladies bathed in swan fat and donkey milk

ThatZZa Big Sammich
Isn’t That a Beach
Sat Navs Bad
Don’t Pee on Me
Things Not To Leave Behind
Things Not To Brandish
Blow Me
Don’t SeX in Church
Coffee Boobs

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Running Time: 1:05:10

Author: Smashie

She's scatterbrained and filled with coconut oil at best.

2 thoughts on “Episode 82 – “Where Do You Get That Much Ostrich””

  1. The talk about Die Hard 4 made me remember that in Die Hard 4 during the Fire Sale practically all the traffic was obscured and stopped because they were in everything remember? That’s probably why the cars weren’t driving on there.

  2. Dont try to explain to Ash with logic!!! Shes still bitter about the CGI in Indy, as if nonna the other Indys had CGI, lol.

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