Author: Stephen

Tonight we smack a bison around with a trout, we flame broil a condor with baby moose eggs, we drink up some yak blood spiked with snake venom…. tonight we dine in HORSESHOES AND HAND GRENADES!!!!

Factoid of the Week:
The bison is the largest land mammal native to the Western Hemisphere, reaching heights of over 6 feet and weighing more than 750 pounds. Its bulk, however, does not slow it down. American bison can reach speeds of up to 37 mph.

Bird Poo is Lucky
Kiss Old People or DIE!
Eat Dog Food for a Month
Sex is…bad?

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Running Time: 1:25:50

This show may have been epic in its news, its turnout, and its amazing chat. It may have been epic to talk about a snake that hates fake breasts, a neo-nazi male turned right wing female, and eggs boiled in little boy pee (of course this is made in China). However, the REAL epicness this show… is that I cut my hair… and it is awesome. If you cannot SEE me, then I feel sorry for you. You are missing an amazing piece of history and epic epicness of epicallity. Perhaps you should have joined the rest of the chat instead of being a loser and ONLY downloading the episode (ahem, LilWill). Anyway, enjoy this LIVE episode of piss boiled eggs!

Factoid of the Week
Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end

That’s one bad boobie
A work of art
Get your pee boiled eggs here, folks!
Literally WTF

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Running Time: 1:24:13

Tonight’s show as complex and multifaceted as a wrestling match with a cat! I have no idea what that means, but that’s really okay, because nothing made a whole lot of sense tonight O_o. All I know is that this week’s show was so amazing and full of win that it could barely be contained. Eryck even drew us some pictures on demand! We talked about dogs humping feet, spider induced boners, my insatiable love for Forrest Gump, and a dentist who uses methane gas to put patients under…or not. Grab some headphones and relax in a jacuzzi of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades!! Download it, Fool!

Factoid of the Week:
In Natoma, Kansas, it’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits

Oceans 14?
Georgia Helps ED
This should kickstart my modeling career
Robber forgot his pee
Sit still while I fart in your mouth
Vodka on the rocks

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Running Time: 1:13:09

Tonight’s episode took a bit of a left turn, with Coleman Ranahan joining me to fill in for Ashley while she’s off licking her wounds from last week’s badger attack…that or a fight with a raw carrot. Hard to tell. We had an absolute blast talking weird news and, of course, talking a little about the movies nominated for Academy Awards! Coleman and I fought in the Oscar Deathmatch 2011, where we dissected the movies and actors nominated for the more notable awards and picked our winners. Tune in sometime next week for our breakdown of the results! For now, here’s the latest installment of Horeshoes & Hand Greandes!!!

Factoid of the Week:
The weight of insects eaten by spiders every year is greater than the weight of all humans alive.

Busy Night
A Dash of DNA
Just Like Mom Used to Make

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Holy crap! Tonight’s show as absolutely nuts. Ashley was on tour tonight, showing up in Huntington and hanging with my wife who is in the process of moving around once more. We were joined by the one and only Chris Moreno! Comic artists behind such works as Zombie Dickheads, Do you believe in ninjas?, Dysfunctianimals, SuperFrat, and numerous other works! He stuck around with us for a bit to talk about some of his work, and even joined us on some crazy news! He is most definitely a master of the craft of podcasting, even though he doesn’t have a podcast O_o. Get this episode now!

Chris Moreno’s stuff!!
Deviant Art
Dysfunctianimals
Zombie Dickheads – part of Zombiebomb Volume 4
Do You Believe in Ninjas

NEWS!
China Loves Top Gun
Alcohol Saves Lives
Klingon’s have nothing on us!
Immigration Worker Hates Wife

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Running Time: 1:19:12

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I know this posts a day late, but it’s better late than never, I guess! We hope that you’ve all had a wonderful Thanksgiving and have traveled safely. We also hope that no TSA agents have grabbed your genitals and inspected them for bombs or razor blades or other sharp and completely nonsensical objects.  Aren’t airplanes fun!? This episode was a special one in that Ash and I were together at her house doing the show. Nothing much special beyond that. Our show is a little bit more off the wall this time because of the holiday, but we still had a blast. You can look forward to your normal news report next week, but this week we just wanted to have some fun and jibber jabber for a bit. Hope everyone had a great holiday!!
Factoid of the Week:
Miscellaneous factoids about Thanksgiving were reported

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Running Time: Somewhere around an hour

Tonight’s show was absolutely off the rails. I know I say this all the time, but this show strives to make that happen every single night that we do it. We had a wonderful and active chat, terrific stories, and had a blast once again discussing Smash’s dating habits. This show just continues to get better week after week. You guys should definitely bring a friend next week! If you DO bring a friend with you and put them in the chat so they can chitty-chat away with us, then you WIN a snail mail letter from Steve and Smash. That’s a value of at least 46 cents…or whatever stamps are these days. I use forever stamps, so I have no idea what they cost right now. Bring friends!! Download the show!
Factoid of the Week:
A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A Tale of Two Kittehz
This Is Why We Watch Piranha
Would You Do This For Your Phone?
How Much Head Is Too Much Head?

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Running Time: 1:21:56

This episode comes at you like a rhino drinking powerthirst! Prepare for our podcast to eat your children and digest them into perfect killing machines designed for world dominations. THAT is how awesome it is! Then it turns around and shows you it’s sensitive side by teaching you how to land yourself a long lasting relationship. This episode is like Two-Face, outwardly bitter but has a heart of gold…or maybe I’m just talking about our two co-hosts. This show has hot rod scooters and penile diseases!
Factoid of the Week:
Only 30% of people can expand and contract their nostrils at will

69 is the new slow
Kung Fu Dating
Glue =! Eyedrops
Do NOT record your sexual exploits!
Piggy is seized

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Running Time: 1:13:49

Words cannot express how ridiculously insane this episode of H&H was. As with all of our call-in shows, you can expect us to be far more off the wall than usual and in tears over how hilarious our listeners are. You guys absolutely make this show more awesome than we could ever make it by ourselves. We were joined by Rob Burgundy, Coleman Ranahan, AbbadonofHell, LilWill, and Vash the Stampede, who all contributed some freaking hilarious stories and put us both in stitches. Thanks to all of you guys who make this show worth doing! Tune in for time traveling sperm, 30 tons of grapes, where to hide your crack, and much more!!
Factoid of the Week:
The average speed of a man’s orgasm is 28 MPH

Thieves steal 30 tons of grapes
Smoking monkey goes PUFF
Butt Crack
Let the mother burn!
Second hand panties
Death Ray

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Running Time: 1:53:12

Sometimes, H&H needs to sit back and relax. Every now and then we have to stop kicking the teeth out of the internet and just chill. Maybe it’s time we started sitting down to a candle-lit dinner with the internet instead, or maybe even buy it flowers and birthday cake. I think a cake with “we love you, internet” written on it in binary should smooth things out….
OR WE COULD JUST DESTROY IT ALL WITH AWESOME! BWAHAHA! …*cough*

Yeah, download the show. Thanks!

Factoid of the Week:
Clinophobia is the fear of beds.

Epic Live Fail
Pigs > Girls in China
Woman Shoots Idiots
Man Eats Scorpions…Live…as a Snack
How Often Does This Happen?
Naked Man Hides Under Cage
Nutty Condoms
Skyscraper Death Ray
Shirt No Pants!

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Running Time: 1:17:26