Author: Stephen

Episode 49 – “What Is A Pooh Anyway?”

Do you guys remember silly putty? I have two eggs (pink and green), and I’ve been playing with it for the last hour, and I can’t stop! I also drew gold vines all they way up my left arm; and then took the silly putty and pasted gold vines on the stretchy stuff. I am easily entertained. And, speaking of entertainment… if you would like some, then enjoy this episode! We proudly present: sleeping your way rich, nagging your husband limp, beating your way through anger management, and shitting your way to a better world.
This episode is dedicated to the memory of Gary Gygax, creator of Dungeons and Dragons.

Factoid of the Week:
The Polish government awards informants with flowers and chocolates

Man’s Nagging Wife Leaves Him Limp
Why Didn’t I Think Of This?
101 Year Old Guy Runs Half-Marathon, Pauses For A Beer and Cigarette
Anger Management Works!
More Survivor Kitty
Missing Your Left Leg?
Cows Shyte Energy
I Would Have Just Quit…
This Sounds Like My Dad

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Running Time: 58:40

S.U.C. Surge Causes Show Delay

This is Steve reporting from the front line of a surge currently taking place by the Squirrel United Comrades (S.U.C.) against our friends in the Feline Underground Resistance (F.U.R.) I’m excited to tell you that we are holding back these incredibly acrobatic, yet easily distracted elite forces from our enemies. I’m stuck in a foxhole…or cathole, given the circumstances, and I’m watching the mania take place. I’ve never seen a tabby cat fire a bazooka with such precision, but Private Mittens is tearing the opposition. I am deeply saddened that I am forced to relay this info through text, but my microphone was shot out of my hand by the squirrel sniper they have on their site. The good news is one of our guys managed to see it and noticed his position, dispatching him only seconds later.
The main reason I tell you about this non-stop action is that our show will be delayed until tomorrow! Hopefully this conflict will be resolved and we’ll be reporting on the craziest news that happened this week! Hang in there with us and we’ll make sure it’s worth your while!

Holy crap! We’re moving forward! I can see their makeshift camp, and we are taking over! More on this later!

HnH: The BLoG!!

Yes, you read the header right, folks! H&H is invading the blogosphere with a much more updated version of the show you all know and love! Granted it’s all text and pictures so you will be forced to read, but that’s not so bad! We wanted to provide you guys with week long entertainment rather than just our Friday show. We’ll be posting stories that either did not make the show in the week before, or stories that we just think are cool. Occasionally you will also find a rant or two from Steve and Ashley because they battle many idiots on a daily basis, and would love to put their tales to paper! So be sure to check out the blog at the url below and comment! There is already one story up on the blog for you to devour and leave your thoughts on. So check it out and don’t forget to spread the H&H love…just don’t spread it too forcefully or you may have to call it H&H rape, which is a bad thing.
http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/blog

Episode 40 is LIVE Tonight @ 8pm EST!

Episode 40 will be live! We’re keeping with our tradition of having every 10th episode be live, so you guys can call in and bug us! We’ll be available on stickam through our website at http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com. All you have to do is go there and you should be able to hear us! Then, when you are good and ready, give Steve a call on Skype! His name is “fulltangninja“. We’ll put you on the show and let you join in on our conversation for a bit. It’s going to be a blast, and hopefully we can keep the quality up and good. Call-ins are completely ENCOURAGED! So please do it! Who knows what could happen 🙂
We look forward to hearing from you tonight. The LIVE romp starts at 8pm EST. Hope we see (or hear) you there!

Episode 38 – “Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal”

Hello again Ladies and Gentlemen! H&H has returned from a great pilgrimage from the land of morons to bring you what we have found in the vast uncharted world: a whole bunch of ridiculous news about stupid people doing stupid things. We nearly died out there after we were threatened by a group of guys with beercan helmets and large clubs for speaking with “them smart words.” Yes, we have returned unscathed! And we bring with us news of stolen beaches, a wolf with a taste for steak, horny bus drivers, squirrels that think they’re Solid Snake, and women with unhealthy obsessions with Santa Claus.
So enjoy this H&H Holiday Special, and don’t forget to share it with your friends!!

Factoid of the Week:
The average amount of Santas hired by a US Mall – 3.73

So, this wolf walks into a bar
Not a use for coffee <— Submitted by Frankie U.
Shocking Punishment
Beach stolen!
10 Year old girl arrested for cutting food with knife <– Submitted by Voodoosnowflakes
Hooker + school bus = WTF!?
Tinsel Screws Thief
We can “enhance” anything
Squirrels are getting a lot smarter
Ho, Ho, what a Whore
A laughing good time
Goosenapped!

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Running Time: 1 Hour 5 Minutes

LIVE SHOW!

Tune in here on 10/16 at 8pm EST for the live HNH show! We’re taking calls over skype, so if you don’t have that application, pick it up at skype.com.
Just come to this page on that date and time, and you’ll see the Stickam app running in the sidebar. It’s live, so that’s how you will hear what we are talking about :). Add “fulltangninja” as a friend before 8 tomorrow so Steve can accept your request. Then, whenever you are ready, call fulltangninja and we’ll put you on the show! It’s going to be awesome you guys, and the news we have will cause you to explode with gut busting laughter! Can’t wait to chat with some of you guys tomorrow!

10/26, 8pm EST, Be there…err….here!

UPDATE: IRC Chat is up for those interested! irc.freenode.net  /join #hnh

Delays!!

Looks like we’ve run into an issue and the show will have to be postponed for a bit. As you know, Ashley is currently in Austin, TX at the Austin Game Developers Conference. They apparently have a really crappy internet connect and doing the show would be like playing a game of Russian Roulette….with all the bullets in the gun. I’m also out of town, so we’re going to be producing and putting the show out on Monday. I hope this doesn’t disappoint you guys too much, and we promise that we’ll have some freakin’ awesome content! Maybe Ash will bring some news of drunkards doing stupid crap back with her from Austin. See you guys on Monday!

Episode 20 – “Where Did My Thing Go?”

This has been the most entertaining show to make yet! Thanks SO much to Jared, K-man, Mark, Chris, and Producer Bill for participating in our pseudo live show. And thanks to Frankie U for submitting stories for the week. We have an amazing line-up for you this week with exploding chickens, thieving goats, poor nuns, and potato peelers gone rogue.
Give us some feedback! Did you enjoy the layout? Did you love the pseudo liveness?

Factoid of the Week:
Blood travels 60,000 miles (96,450KM) a day as it circulates through the human body

Drunk driving German kills 300 chickens!
German goats are thieves! <–Submitted by Corvus of CorvusCrow.net
What do potato peelers and water guns have in common? <–Also from Corvus
Just Rewards
Things to never do #1<–Submitted by Frankie U.
Get hooked on SCUBA
Biker get a real “leg up” on race<–Submitted by Frankie U.
Fast food… UGH
Naked man attacks… and dies o_O
Squirrels have new henchmen<–Submitted by Frankie U.
Teenager attempts to win Darwin Award<–Submitted by Frankie U.
Mistaken Identity can be painful

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Running Time: 54 Minutes

Skype Reports Login Issues

UPDATE: Looks like Skype is up and running again. We’re still on for the semi-live show! So get ready to give us a call around 7:45 so we can go over how it’s all going to work. 
Okay….I’ve decided that the Evil Ninja Net MonkeyZ are out to kill us, and the rest of the internet in the process. Or it could be squirrels chewing through the lines so that we can’t spread our message of the imminent squirrel uprising. Apparently Skype has disabled downloading of the client, and is having login issues that they are “working very hard to fix.” I think some of you reported problems adding me (fulltangninja) as a contact, and I think this issue explains it.

If Skype is still having issues tonight, we may be forced to reschedule. As much as I hate it, this is the only way we’ve mastered when it comes to doing this show. Keep checking back here for updates and we’ll let you know what’s going on. As of right now, we’re still on for 7:45 in hopes that everything will start working properly again. Keep your fingers crossed!