Jacob has been out of town, so I spent the night at my parents house… and was immediately reminded of being 13 again. Mom fussed at me for not dressing warmly enough, she fretted over me going to bed, she insisted on shoving money into my purse, and then forgot how to do anything technology related. I’m not complaining at all. I love my parents dearly. It’s just so funny how you can fall back into feeling like a child while around family. Now, listen for poop jokes!
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On this Episode, I admit my love for animojis, gush over my neighbor’s adorable German Shepherd puppy, and curse a lot! Actually, I always write these before the show… so I have no clue what we talked about. I bet it was something exciting, though. Like aardvarks and peanut butter. I want a lemon cookie.
I’ve started playing Ocarina of Time again… and holy CRAP, it is an amazing game. Some parts still frustrate me (water…. temple…), but, overall, it is fantastic. One thing I did notice this play through (of 4 billion), is that things that irked me or had me stuck when I was younger are things that still hang me up now. Typically, it’s a device only used ONCE in the game and never again… like blowing up a pile of dirt in the shadow temple. Now, with BoTW, you expect to look for things under piles of dirt or leaves, but at the time OoT came out… one off little devices like that were so annoying! It kinda felt like cheating.
You know how some days’ passage of time seems to slow down and take at least triple the actual time, and some days go by so quickly, that you are convinced time goblins are eating your day away? I wonder what causes that? I don’t think it’s necessarily a fun event or being busy, because those seem to go by quickly, slowly, and regularly as well as the days of leisure and being bored. Einstein talked about it, but I wonder if he had a pact with time fairies to keep us off the scent?
How was your Christmas/Holiday Extravaganza/Maximizm day? Good? I hope it was good. I am still in need of a nap from the last week. I did make it back into the gym today, so that was a positive… and BEFORE the new year, so I cannot be mistaken for one of those two-monthers that swarm the gym right after New Years. 😀
There was a tiny lizard-thing in my sun room today! He went to the door, so I let him out… and he just sort of moseyed out the door and stopped to drink rain water out of a small puddle. It was adorable. I kept trying to get him to move so I could shut the door, but he wouldn’t really budge.
I went to the dentist on Monday… and they had to drill my tooth on THREE separate occasions. Once they went in laterally… it didn’t work. Then, they went ion horizontally and filled the cary… and it was too tight…. so they had toi drill THROUGH the filling and then fill it again…. So, Monday was a flaming pike of crap. It took an hour to have one tiny little spot fixed. And it wasn’t even a spot I could have helped! My teeth are too close together and they rub and crate weak spots. At least I’ve never had to have braces. It was hell, guys. It was hell.
I did this Black Friday thing where I joined Title boxing for three months and got a month free… and I have already injured myself. It’s cool, though… it’s just part of my hand missing that I continually hit with every punch during every class so that it will never heal and I will forever be in pain.
I have a love/hate relationship with turmeric. I love what it does for my skin and hair and face in general… but I hate that it stains EVERYTHING. I had the genius idea to add turmeric to my home-made dry-shampoo, and it was a disaster. Not only did the coco make a mess, but the turmeric stained my hands and face as I was dusting it into my hair. There has got to be an easier way of doing this that doesn’t end in my pillow and face being covered in coco and turmeric. BLAH.
This is a curse-heavy episode because Ashley.