I think the grey skies have sucked the life out of me the last couple days. I have zero will to do anything, BUT I don’t want to do nothing either. I am stuck in this odd limbo of not wanting to exert effort, but also wanting to be entertained by something other than an electronic device (that’s that she said). Do you guys ever get like that? What do you do to fix it?
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I made chai tea from scratch! It is currently burning my throat and I LOVE it! Also, I need cardamom. I didn’t have any, so I just made it without, but now I wonder how much better it would be with it. Right now it is really peppery and gingery… which is so good with me. Also, I learned that double spacing after a period is wrong. So that’s been fun to adjust.
I started doing yoga again on a daily basis… and I’m sore. Why do people stop doing things that are good for them? It just makes starting back so much harder. The only habit I habitually (hah) keep is flossing my teeth. I have no idea why. Why, actually, I do. I am obsessed with my teeth (and not having them fall out), so I am terrified NOT to floss. I don’t want to be at the dentist more than I have to.
I wanna go play in the snow. I have no buddy to play with me, though. This is a sad thing. It’s getting all dark and the snow is turning melty, but I wanna run around for five minutes like a maniac and come in and drink hot chocolate. Ooooooooooohh, that sounds yummy. Hot chocolate is needed. I shall be drinking it during the show.
It has been freaking COLD the last 7 days! There was this storm that reminded me of every disaster movie ever (they are calling it a “Bomb Cyclone” which doesn’t help it feel any less like a movie). It would behoove me to get groceries and to leave the house, but noooooooooo. I like feeling my appendages! Also, now I have the flu. Yay.
We hope your first few days of the new year have been AMAZING! I have to admit to some trepidation as the last several years (ok, since 2012) have been a bit… rough. HOWEVER, this year is beautiful so far! Snow days, friends, family, and my optometrist not getting my axis right on my contacts! Hello beautiful, burry world!
This past week has been amazing. Everything was great (including the amount of cheetos consumed), Christmas went super (food and family and friends, oh my!), and fun times were had. We didn’t get to watch Die Hard, BUT I am going to watch it on New Years 😀 Yay! We will see you in 2018 for another year of me wearing my damn cat ears backwards because I was too out of it to notice. SO many Fail.
It’s cold. I’m cold. I have fifteen layers of clothing on, and I’m made of ice. I’m not entirely sure how I am typing because I cannot feel my fingers. Or my toes. Make it stop. Make the cold not cold anymore. Granted, it is meant to be a billion degrees on Christmas. So, this is backwards. It should snow 45 feet on Christmas on then be warm the rest of the year.
There are some days where I would be perfectly happy to sit and listen to music all day. Just to absorb the tunes and let them wash over me in amazing, techno glory. Today is one of those days. Do you guys have music that you listen to on days like these? I just found a band called Solar Fake and I’ve had them on repeat.
I have learned how to make vegan banana bread! Kind of. I think I put too much applesauce in it last time… because it was REALLY moist. I know some of you hate that word, but it is the perfect word for what my banana bread was… overly moist. It wasn’t soggy, it wasn’t wet…. it was moist squared. Anyway, I just made my second batch and put less applesauce and more hippy flour in it (no crickets), and I’ve been eating the batter. Seriously, mashed bananas with sugar and hippy flour? My Lord. I would eat the entire damn bowl all by myself and never look back. It’s amazing. My mouth is now watering. BRB.