Episode 27 – “Holy Crap Comes From Holy Cows”

This is our first episode for the month of October, and we are stoked to bring you another month of strange events, dummies, and really gross tidbits of news. We’ve got a follow up on a man’s severed leg, Mr. Potato Head’s ecstasy addiction, and one violent gay peacock! If Ashley sounds distracted at any point it is because Phantom Hourglass released on Monday… and drained her SOUL!
Factoid of the Week:
The calories in a bagel with cream cheese can run an electric toothbrush for 52 hours 20 minutes!

Brazilian Woman Births Own Grandchildren
Flexible Woman wins car by sucking its nipples
Ecstacy found in Mr. Potato Head’s Ass!
FOLLOW UP! Man seeks custody of severed leg!
Fighting Nuns o_O
Lord Mayor attacks tomato
A little mouse with your beans?
Man eats 20 POUNDS of grits
Gay peacock molests lexus
Woman runs over her own legs at McDonald’s drive thru
Cops afraid of the Big Bad Bic
Pr0n in the Legislature
Who steals toilet paper?

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Running Time: 1 Hour

Episode 26 – “It’s Like A Swiss Army Knife Of Religion!”

Stephen and Ashley are back with another hilarious, disgusting, and moral teaching episode. We actually had a special guest appearance from Captain Jim Doogan this evening! Other than a little incident with Stephen being tied up, the show went off without a hitch. I will NEVER get tired of saying that… We’ve got a leg in a pressure cooker, a new Wii + Maryjane package, bathing in toilets and, why I will never move to Germany. Enjoy the awesomeness 😀
Factoid of the Week:
Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to boil a half gallon of water

Air China
Why Ashley is NOT moving to Germany
Wang and King arrive in Bangkok to play with BALLS
Female Ninjas Rob Convenience Store!
More proof that children are idiots
Iguana’s hidey-hole
Math IS helpful!
Cooked foot, anyone? <— Submitted by Frankie U.
Rotten meat closes highway <— Submitted by Max @ analogmedium.com
Man steals a Wii, returns it with marijuana for an apology
Man saws house in half
No good cough goes unpunished
A pleasant drive

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Running Time: 55 Minutes

Episode 25 – “My Ear Hurts”

Well, we are releasing this a tad late on Friday, but Stephen just had to go see RE (and apparently regretted it), and we all know what happens when Stephen is tired. Since this is a late night show strap yourself in for a lot of gratuitous boob mentioning, lip biting, and lightening sex! Look for ward to a listener “WTF”, and me chucking my cat across the computer room after I stop her from marching on my bladder. Grrr.
UPDATE: OOPS! Stephen screwed up in the mix down and left a sound check track in the mp3! It’s been reposted as of Saturday night. Thanks Frankie for point out that Stephen’s an idiot 🙂

Factoid of the Week:
Fully grown, Argentina’s Falabella horses are only 16 inches tall. They’re the smallest horses on earth!

Girl gets excited and bites off boyfriend’s lip!
Two girls fight for their right to bear boobies!
A Stephen Siting!
Attention Seniors: Please carry ID <—- Submitted by Chris Griffin
Couple learns they have been cheating online with EACH OTHER!
Chris Crocker gets a Reality TV deal!??! WTF!?!
Biker’s Penis hit by lightning!!
Old guy gets teeth stolen in bar fight
Restaurant lets you have sex with food BEFORE you eat it
Zombies for realZ!<— submitted by Max @ analogmedium.com
German guy smuggles sex toys out of Germany inside sausages!
Man puts venemous snake in his mouth, guess what happened <— submitted by Frankie U
Idiot sends text message to police trying to sell “reefer”
Assault with a deadly onion!

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Running Time: 53 Minutes

Episode 24 – “Does a One Legged Duck Swim in a Circle?”

We haven’t found any one-legged ducks in our travels across the vast information dump that is the internet this week, BUT we did find some toe licking phone thieves! Stephen invited him over at one point and it just started getting weird when he duct-tapped us up and made us take off our shoes… Either way, we still persevered and made this show just for you! (If at any point we giggle for no reason during the show… that would be the toe-licker).
Factoid of the Week
Average speed of a golf ball in flight during the PGA Tour: 160 mph

Mugger pwnd by blind man
Procreate and you may win a free car!
Guy sets fire to his car over that which matters most….a soccer game
Toe licking bandit strikes small town Minnesota
Confused cop
Taiwanese woman’s BOOB explodes!
Just… ew
French service makes crap up for horny folks!
Man injects love interest with BLOOD
Mean boss fires a guy for being awesome
Inmates upset over lack of sausage!
Man steals a car to turn himself in!
Trio gets hooked on fake heroin

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Running Time: 50 Minutes

Episode 23 – “Fiery Pancakes From HELL!!!”

By now, with your great skills in observations, I imagine you have noticed that the show is a tad late. I greatly apologize, but I was at the Austin GDC and you wouldn’t have gone back to your hotel to do the show either! However, to make it up, this show is absolutely orgasmicly wonderful in it’s awesomeness! Stephen and I were both on the ball and hyper and just really enjoyed making this one. There are greased up naked men, Pot-selling morons, and a Man that just couldn’t seem to keep his pants with him. While you’re listening, check out the pictures I took of the conference on our message board!
Factoid of the Week:
Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms

Leeches invade homes in Japan <–submitted by Frankie U
U(ruguay) got served
Ugly people apparently stem from Italy
New Jersey man gets DUI for sleeping in parked car
Idiots have never heard the word “stealth”
Squirrels now attacking the innocent
22 year old man assaults father with CHEETOS
Man arrested for driving nude in Indiana <– submitted by Frankie U
Funeral Plans kept on ice
Parenting tips
Grandfather has 100 grankids! <– submitted by Frankie U
Moose attacks lady’s house!
That’s one expensive pair of pants

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Running Time: 51 minutes

Delays!!

Looks like we’ve run into an issue and the show will have to be postponed for a bit. As you know, Ashley is currently in Austin, TX at the Austin Game Developers Conference. They apparently have a really crappy internet connect and doing the show would be like playing a game of Russian Roulette….with all the bullets in the gun. I’m also out of town, so we’re going to be producing and putting the show out on Monday. I hope this doesn’t disappoint you guys too much, and we promise that we’ll have some freakin’ awesome content! Maybe Ash will bring some news of drunkards doing stupid crap back with her from Austin. See you guys on Monday!

Episode 22 – “Where the hell is Irwin?!”

Today started out with me spilling copious amounts of soy milk down my pants only to have it puddle at my feet as I stared incredulously. As such, this proved to be a GOOD thing because our show went off without a hitch! No technical difficulties, no crying babies, no bleeding virgins that refuse to die in the name of our show. Stephen, assisted by Frankie U, got some amazingly hilarious and penis heavy news this week, and even one account of a man biting his girlfriend’s snake. Yeah, we were confused too.
Factoid of the Week:
The fear of having peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth is Arachibutyrophobia

Never steal from a shop in the Holy Land…if you are an idiot <–submitted by Frankie U.
Man accused of biting his girlfriend’s snake <–submitted by Frankie U.
Weekly World News shuts its doors!
93 year old crackhead gets busted <–submitted by Frankie U.
Tag banned at elementary school due to a bunch of WHINERS!
Leona Helmsley was an ASS
German man leaves his dead grandmother in a chair for 2 years! <–submitted by Frankie U.
Your penis belongs in a museum!
Ancient walrus penis sells for $8,000
Teen ninjas have yet to master “ninja-vanish”, get caught being stupid
Idiot prints off fake money for a strip club
Man mugged for 4$

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Running Time: 52 Minutes

Episode 21 – “Yeah Baby, Like a CAT!”

Well, save for Ashley muting herself halfway through the show… everything went SWIMMINGLY! Whoever sacrificed virgin babies… we thank you. In this wow-a-licious episode we’ve got a toddler who thinks he is Mario, a Japanese man who fingered the Prime Minister Abe, sex toys used as a weapon, and a dwarf who glued himself to a vacuum cleaner. What more could one person ask for in electronic entertainment? We say nothing, and we will eat a scorpion if you don’t agree!*
*Members of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades will not really eat any scorpions at any time unless we are starving to death on an island, and short of death, eating the scorpion is our only hope of survival.

Factoid of the Week:
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

Toddler survives 7 story fall!
How NOT to play frisbee
Japanese man fingers the PM
Sex toys are NOT guns
Insured against Nessie?
How not to make grilled poultry
Nude virgins caught up in the HEAT of the moment
Dwarf gets penis stuck in vacuum cleaner
Forensic expert gets fired after using the DNA lab to test her husband’s pants
Topless car wash
Man lost for hours after jumping overboard to fetch beer bong
Drop your drawers in Brattleboro, VT
Best seX evar!
Town perturbed after left with NO police for a night.

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Running Time: 51 Minutes

Episode 20 – “Where Did My Thing Go?”

This has been the most entertaining show to make yet! Thanks SO much to Jared, K-man, Mark, Chris, and Producer Bill for participating in our pseudo live show. And thanks to Frankie U for submitting stories for the week. We have an amazing line-up for you this week with exploding chickens, thieving goats, poor nuns, and potato peelers gone rogue.
Give us some feedback! Did you enjoy the layout? Did you love the pseudo liveness?

Factoid of the Week:
Blood travels 60,000 miles (96,450KM) a day as it circulates through the human body

Drunk driving German kills 300 chickens!
German goats are thieves! <–Submitted by Corvus of CorvusCrow.net
What do potato peelers and water guns have in common? <–Also from Corvus
Just Rewards
Things to never do #1<–Submitted by Frankie U.
Get hooked on SCUBA
Biker get a real “leg up” on race<–Submitted by Frankie U.
Fast food… UGH
Naked man attacks… and dies o_O
Squirrels have new henchmen<–Submitted by Frankie U.
Teenager attempts to win Darwin Award<–Submitted by Frankie U.
Mistaken Identity can be painful

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Running Time: 54 Minutes

Skype Reports Login Issues

UPDATE: Looks like Skype is up and running again. We’re still on for the semi-live show! So get ready to give us a call around 7:45 so we can go over how it’s all going to work. 
Okay….I’ve decided that the Evil Ninja Net MonkeyZ are out to kill us, and the rest of the internet in the process. Or it could be squirrels chewing through the lines so that we can’t spread our message of the imminent squirrel uprising. Apparently Skype has disabled downloading of the client, and is having login issues that they are “working very hard to fix.” I think some of you reported problems adding me (fulltangninja) as a contact, and I think this issue explains it.

If Skype is still having issues tonight, we may be forced to reschedule. As much as I hate it, this is the only way we’ve mastered when it comes to doing this show. Keep checking back here for updates and we’ll let you know what’s going on. As of right now, we’re still on for 7:45 in hopes that everything will start working properly again. Keep your fingers crossed!