Author: Stephen

You read that headline correctly, audience! This show as hosted by Steve and only Steve since Smashface was driving to Florida at the time of recording and was unable to be there. She did get to call in for a few minutes and go on an insane anti-Georgia tirade which we all laughed at for the duration of the rant. That alone is worth listening for. We also played a LIVE game of H&H Mad Libs resulting in some of the funniest and most perverse stories you’ve ever been told. After having some fun with that Steve took live calls and spent the rest of the show talking to Coleman Ranahan and LilWill! These guys are some of the funniest people I know and I know you’ll think so too. Things were different tonight, but in a good way. Like when you try some tasty food for the first time. It’s unfamiliar, but delicious! So strap yourself in and download this monstrosity! Thundercats, HOOOOOOOOO!
Factoid of the Week:
Ashley was driving to florida and discovered that Georgia is litter with weird back roads and armadillo carcasses

Show Link!
The H&H T-Shirt
Coleman Ranahan’s Podcast
Eryck Webb’s Art

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Running Time: 1:46:51

You know, I have this site listed on my resume… and I am starting to wonder if that is such a good idea.   Will potential employers look as this site, scrunch their noses at some of the content and language, and then promptly throw my resume into the trash bin?  I mean, I don’t edit any of this before posting, I don’t censor my language (what kind of Smashie would I be if I did), and I don’t actually show off any of the skills I am touting in my resume.  But, it is just so bloody COOL that I HAVE to tell ppl that I do it, right?  What do you guys think?  Leave the podcast on my resume or ditch it?  I mean, I won’t stop podcasting if I get a job… but perhaps they do not need to know I HAVE a podcast? :p
Factoid of the Week:
Farts are created mostly by E. coli.

First off! Go check out these websites! These are awesome people we met at Dragon*Con. Tell them H&H sent you!
Chris Kuchta – Horror Art that scares children…and Ashley
Sidebar Podcast – Four Color Conversations on Comics, Art & Pop Culture
Local Boy Bakery – Amazing cookies that saved Matt’s life
Laurie B – Beautiful illustrations of your favorite heroes and villains
Comfort Love and Adam Withers – Creators of The Uniques and Rainbow in the Dark
Chris Moreno – Our buddy and the artist behind Super Frat, Zombie Dickheads, and upcoming Motel Hell!

German Sex Disappointment
Sexy Robbery
Sex Ba-Oops…
Sex Bed

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Running Time: 1:30:05

Well, the show is a bit late… but that is because my 1st cousin just had his first kid!  Well, he didn’t have the kid… his wife did.  Well, technically she had it.  Are C-Sections considered giving birth?  Speaking of C-Sections… waiting on one to happen in the birth ward of a hospital is painful.  I don’t mean mildly painful, I mean scratch my eyes out and bleed to death slowly painful.  We had to wait with a group of people that should NOT have been parents.  Who let’s their kids crawl around on the floor of a HOSPITAL?!  Ugh.  Ummm, anyway… yay I have a cousin!  He was cute.  I nicknamed him panda ^_^  (Er, Also… enjoy the show? ;p)

Factoid of the Week:
The electric chair was invented by a dentist

Have we not learned?
Oldest man alive…is…not?
Bear on bear action
Bears want to play too!
– Check out Peter Palmiotti’s Podcast! Steve has a guest appearance on the latest episode!
Man stuck in poo
Amorous Roo
You’re doing it wrong
Wendy’s thief is dumb

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Running Time: 1:12:15

Tonight show was MEGA Awesome in the geekiest sense!  Chris Moreno joined us and lead us through his Comic Con Experience!  He also gave us the scoop on his NEW Project!  Talking to Chris has gotten me SUPER stoked about DragonCon!  I could literally just pee my pants.  I also got a booklet in the mail today and am even MORE excited!  I still dunno if I will dress up, but I am really drooling over all the amazing things going on for that con!  More than anything I am happy that some of my childhood heros will be there… yeah, I watched Star Trek a lot as a kid.  Also, one of my fav authors and bands will be rocking the place!  SQUEEEE.

Rabbit Terrorism
Football Guards Suck
Shitterton
Witches Not Subject To Our Laws

Dead Animal Brew
Sex Fall Fail

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Running Time: 1:31:20

So, Stephen is never getting noise buttons for our show again, folks. I have thrown the device across the room and it has landed in tiny pieces. Actually, he has probably added several hundred MORE sounds since the show was recorded and plans to use them all in tandem for next week. We had to do things a bit early and late this week (hah). A day early and an hour late… and you guys still came out to support us! We love you so hard 😀 We talked about ducks in this episode… and weenie flavored salmon… yeah. Ew. Also, from the lovely Amanda Reed: “How do you tell girl pancakes from boy pancakes?……..look to see how they are stacked!” Continue reading “Episode 158 – Happy Pants!”