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Factoid of the Week:
There are 40,000 varieties of rice that differ in size, texture, color and taste.
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Today, I paint my face with purple, matte lipstick that I have just now found out will STAIN any skin it comes into contact with! So, I currently am sporting the incredibly ill-drawn designs in a lighter shade of purple than they were applied. I look like I have a skin disease. Also, special guest ASKREN joins us today for some encouraging talk about how to do everything you want to do and still occasionally sleep!
I found out that lime juice in hibiscus tea is just about the best thing that has every happened to the civilized world. I’m not sure why no one told me this earlier, and I am quite saddened by the fact that lime juice in tea isn’t enough of a thing that I didn’t hear about it ages ago. I also would like a nap. I decided to run from zombies for a few miles today… and that was very tiring. I did get a bottle of water and some trousers, though… so that was nice. “Zombies, Run!” is a fun app. Check it out.
I’m going to eat pizza tonight and I am super stoked about it. I lurve pizza. It’s gooey and warm and salty and amazing and WHY IS IT NOT MADE YET!? I am going to die! Also, I think I need a nap. Or more Tea. Also, I talk about tea on the show a lot today… because tea is life. And coconut oil. Coconut oil and tea are life. Lives. Yes.
So, adult coloring books are awesome… but I want KIDS coloring books for adults. I want giant spaces to fill in, not tiny ass little spots that my ultra-sharpened colored pencil can’t even fit inside. Why can’t they make the kids coloring books without connecting the dots and mass stupidity and let adults color those? Why do they want to make us blind and call it theraputic? It’s all a scam from the people who make glasses…
Have you ever noticed that when you do not get enough sleep you wake up hungry; ravenous, even? I mean, if I get less than 8 hours of sleep, I want to cover the blanket off my bed in gravey and shovel it down in heaping spoonfulls. That’s science! They’ve done studies (that I will not cite here because I am pretending this is a BS paper that a college student is writing) that link not enough sleep to improper eating habits and weight gain. So, when I sleep in, I am really watching over my health. Suck on that!
Have you ever had Rum Balls? I made some last week and Stephen and I destroyed them. Well, let’s be honest, I stopped making them into balls years ago… too much work. I now just make a massive lump of rum dough and give Stephen a spoon. Life is good.
Today we talk about why pineapple tastes so delicious and then burns a hole right THROUGH your tongue while short circuiting all of your nerves on the way. Pineapple is a bit of a jerk. A delicious jerk.
We welcome to the show, TATOR! Tater? That spuds dude that gives us his opinion in a redneck accent… and it’s amazing. I have a cold… and I am sneezing… and I hate it.