Ok, so again I cannot think of anything worthwhile to say. The show was fun, I couldn’t shut up, and Stephen got all the notes again. A lot of new ppl showed up again (woo woo!), and fat people too lazy to work receive tons of cash so they can keep not working, a man rigs up a saw and a dildo (ummm, bad kitty), brazillian waxes should be illegal, and a funny quote from bash.org 
HEY EURAKARTE
INSULT
RETORT
COUNTER-RETORT
QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
RIPOSTE
ADDON RIPOSTE
COUNTER-RIPOSTE
COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
Continue reading “Episode 101 – “Get That Out of Your Mouth!””
Ok, so, in celebration of the 100th episode Stephen, Steph and I all went out with some buddies and had dessert. My dessert consisted of a Hurricane and Stephen’s consisted of half of a Amaretto sour (I finished the majority of it because he is a pansy).
I am so beyond tired… I am not sure how I stayed away to do the show this Eve! I kept randomly talking about mice with dorsal penises..in fact, I fell asleep writing this! Stephen is going to call me in a bit and ask me where the intro is 
HnH welcomes Jeebee and Bootsack to the chat! Today has been the weirdest day. I had to take the cat to the vet, i got an order from fedeX, but half of it was missing, a squirrel tried to attack me when I was driving home, and then some random person showed up in my driveway during the middle of the show o_O
Yay! I am back in town and live with Stephen (sooo happy). I also found out i have a peptic ulcer (aliens laid eggs in my chest) and I like spicy chicken. Nom. Also, batman beat up superman. It was so windy here today that a tree about fell on me (it did fall, but obviously missed me), a car was thrown off the highway, and building collapsed. I live in a state surrounded by mountains… we don’t have crap like this!!!
Stephen and I got mega chatty and ridiculously giggley for this episode… which means the stories were amazing! I am not sure what was in the water, but Stephen about popped his eyeballs out a few time from laughing so hard. We talked about foot odor so bad it caused a ten year legal case, boobs so big they might explode, a drunken prank so lame that a bowl of half eaten beans were stolen, stark trek, fox pee, zombies, and pigeons down some guys pants!
I can think of nothing of value to say, so I leave you with the musical stylings of Sailor Moon!
So, snowboarding was just… amazing. Stephen and I are so, so, SO very sore. You just cannot imagine how much energy strapping a board to your feet and hurling yourself down a mountain takes. Not to mention the bruised knees (worse than a week as a hooker), the bone chilling cold (especially when it rains all day), and the ridiculous amounts of money it drains from you.