Episode 84 – “Have You Pooped Today?”

*yawn* I am so tired! Stephen is winding up all the cords from the show and Stephanie has ganked my DS to play Zensations Rainforest. Apparently, it is addicting. I want nothing more than to curl up in a nice warm bed and sleep for a year. Too bad I have a stupid paper to write (been trying for the last three days) and I really need to clean my room. Will someone please come clean my room? It has literally exploded. I guess I can listen to our show and laugh about exploding eggs, toilet seats fighting back, Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined, and blowtorches that think they are brooms.
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Episode 81 – “You Dead, And Then You Undead”

Ok, so, I’m sitting here thinking of what to write for our EIGHTY FIRST episode… and my sister jumps out of her seat, starts going “OOO, OH OH OH OH OooOooO!” and prancing her feet around. Thinking something was attacking her, I fling my laptop aside and jump up to. I look to my right and Stephen is STANDING on the chair he was previously sitting on. He didn’t want the fleck of dust (vicious creatures) that was attacking Stephanie to gnaw on his feet. Anyway, Stephen drank a gallon of coffee tonight and was really hyper, and we had a ton of really fun notes: tazer pig, flaming squirrel, drunk horse, diaper boxing gloves, and two cases of missing things (cows and nuts).
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Episode 80 – “It’s Nawt a Tumah!”

This was an amazing live episode, and I love every damn one of you for showing up, calling in, and chatting away on the site. We had a call in from Chris Moreno (yay fan girl!), and a crap ton of deliriously retarded notes. Well, I really… REALLY want a twix from Kroger, and in order to obtain said sweet nom noms I must finish and save this. So, without further adieu: a snake eating mouse, a head eating snake, a killer dolphin, a gang-banger stove, and a defenseless sheep are all on the agenda for this our EIGHTIETH episode!
Special thanks to Chris Moreno!

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Onward to my twiX!

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Episode 59 – “Buttery Nipple Leftovers”

I would like to take the time to dedicate this episode to all the penguins out there… penguins that have been put into games where you see how far you can punt them with a polar bear and a bat. Penguins that have been put into weird CG movies and taught to dance (oddly) and sing (horribly). Penguins that do not look like penguins because the toy store manufacture has no idea what a penguin actually looks like. Lastly, and maybe most importantly, penguins that have been violated for 45 minutes by great, fat 245 seals. You’re doing it WRONG! Now you have to listen to the show because you are overly curious as to what I am prattling on about. 😀
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Scuba Puppy Mondex

People do weird things with their dogs, for their dogs, and because of their dogs. You know the types; the ones that carry their dogs in their specially designed $500 a stitch baby skin purses. Perhaps you’ve seen the ones that have costumes made up for their precious little carpet wetters. Little fluffy yappers trotting around with Christmas sweaters or scuba suits. Wait, what? Scuba suits? Indeed.
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