HAPPY HALLOWEEN, you worthless wretches of society; you scoundrels that feed on the underbelly of our world! I hope you enjoy dressing as whores and the damned; may your roamings lead to copious amounts of candy and alcohol… and may you wake up with the worst hangover you’ve had in three years Saturday morning. Sell your wife on a car site, more suicide squirrels (these attacks are more and more frequent), squirrel on the menu, man gets stuck in toilet, dirty diaper BBQ, powdered milk bomb, and a mouse eating block of cheese!
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Somehow — completely unintentional on our part, of course — we ended up having a ton of stories with the number 69 in it for our awesomely perverted 69th episode. 69 year old pool-o-phile, 1969 founding date of the Jim Smith foundation, 69 million cats, 69 thousand carp pedicures. Ok, so maybe I fudged the numbers a tad, but whose counting? I’m just glad to be back! 69 times happier to be back then you could even imagine. 😀
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Whoa! I totally apologize for the late release on this one. I spent most of last night in a ceremonial wrestling match with a squirrel ambassador and that little sucker put up a major fight! Who would have thought that a 6 inch tall rodent could fight like that? It was like watching the Karate Kid, and I was the kid from the Cobra Kai! Needless to say I was dead tired and slept through the release time, but this episode is definitely worth the wait! We’ve got drunk Aussies, oral sex competitions, and the infamous Goat Man!!
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I would like to take the time to dedicate this episode to all the penguins out there… penguins that have been put into games where you see how far you can punt them with a polar bear and a bat. Penguins that have been put into weird CG movies and taught to dance (oddly) and sing (horribly). Penguins that do not look like penguins because the toy store manufacture has no idea what a penguin actually looks like. Lastly, and maybe most importantly, penguins that have been violated for 45 minutes by great, fat 245 seals. You’re doing it WRONG! Now you have to listen to the show because you are overly curious as to what I am prattling on about. 😀
Continue reading “Episode 59 – “Buttery Nipple Leftovers””
Ok, so I am sitting in my apartment alone and depressed. My sister just took her final exam for her first year in Pharmacy School (so proud!), and my friends are all at work. But, I am going to listen to episode 58 and laugh at what a bunch of miscreants Stephen and I are, and I will be heartily cheered! 58’s content is deliciously hilarious, and is sure to make you wet yourself laughing. We have special art on the forum from Eryck Webb, and an amazing song done by our very own Frankie U. Check it out and be cheered along with me!
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