HAPPY HALLOWEEN, you worthless wretches of society; you scoundrels that feed on the underbelly of our world! I hope you enjoy dressing as whores and the damned; may your roamings lead to copious amounts of candy and alcohol… and may you wake up with the worst hangover you’ve had in three years Saturday morning. Sell your wife on a car site, more suicide squirrels (these attacks are more and more frequent), squirrel on the menu, man gets stuck in toilet, dirty diaper BBQ, powdered milk bomb, and a mouse eating block of cheese!
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After The Blast – Episode 5
Stephen and I have lost our minds. We are tired and laughing at everything. We sang about snakes on a star… and then I almost peed my pants laughing. We rambled on about Red Sonja, James Bond, Superman books, New Watchman preview in front of the James Bond movie so freaking excited!!), DragonLance Books. Coleman and Vash called in and argued over Orca and G1. I want to sleep now! Join us next week and call in for comics, movies, your mom and more!
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Running Time: 1 Hour
Episode 82 – “Where Do You Get That Much Ostrich”
I have laughed so hard the last two hours, that I’m pretty sure I am going to just throw up and die. My stomach is in pain, and I wanna curl up in bed and pass out. I spent three hours driving back up here, then another 30 going to a costume shop to get my hat for my costume, then sat for 2 more hours doing the shows. My butt hurts, I’m so tired… and I seriously just can’t laugh anymore. Woman attacks cops with a used girly item, a man pees on a dog in horny ire, a beach goes missing, and a man leaves his thumb at a brothel. I can has sleep now?
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After the Blast 4 – Feat. Chris Moreno!
Chris Moreno joined us for an awesome (Stephen’s favorite word) hour of geekdom. The super comic artist was cool enough to skype us for this session of after the blast. Stephen and I were super excited to have him on, and it went really well! We talked about comic convention etiquette, animal feelings, all of his insane projects, and how friggen stupid Wicker Man was.
Chris Moreno’s work can be found at these places on the web:
http://dysfunctianimals.blogspot.com
http://gymkommentary.blogspot.com
http://chrismoreno.deviantart.com/gallery/
http://www.myspace.com/chris_moreno
http://www.superfrat.com
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Running Time: 1:10:45
Episode 81 – “You Dead, And Then You Undead”
Ok, so, I’m sitting here thinking of what to write for our EIGHTY FIRST episode… and my sister jumps out of her seat, starts going “OOO, OH OH OH OH OooOooO!” and prancing her feet around. Thinking something was attacking her, I fling my laptop aside and jump up to. I look to my right and Stephen is STANDING on the chair he was previously sitting on. He didn’t want the fleck of dust (vicious creatures) that was attacking Stephanie to gnaw on his feet. Anyway, Stephen drank a gallon of coffee tonight and was really hyper, and we had a ton of really fun notes: tazer pig, flaming squirrel, drunk horse, diaper boxing gloves, and two cases of missing things (cows and nuts).
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After The Blast – Episode 3
So, we went to Kroger and got chips, twix, pancake mix, and cinnamon buns (which Stephanie proceeded to burn) after our After the Blast segment. I am very, very happy! This show is turning out to be a lot of fun! We have some wicked regulars that make the chat sessions amazing and a fruitful expedition in expanding your mind to new movies, music, and novels. Next week we are freaking STOKED because Chris Moreno is coming on the show to talk about his upcoming projects! We rambled on about Indy 5 (ugh), Watchmen, Madame Xandue, Blindness, Eagle Eye, and a ton of other wonderful crap that you need to know!
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Running Time: 1:15
Episode 80 – “It’s Nawt a Tumah!”
This was an amazing live episode, and I love every damn one of you for showing up, calling in, and chatting away on the site. We had a call in from Chris Moreno (yay fan girl!), and a crap ton of deliriously retarded notes. Well, I really… REALLY want a twix from Kroger, and in order to obtain said sweet nom noms I must finish and save this. So, without further adieu: a snake eating mouse, a head eating snake, a killer dolphin, a gang-banger stove, and a defenseless sheep are all on the agenda for this our EIGHTIETH episode!
Special thanks to Chris Moreno!
Onward to my twiX!
After The Blast – Episode Zwei
This after show, show is turning out to be a lot of fun! I’m stoked when people chose to stay and chill out with us instead of venturing out into the real world. We rambled on about a stupid fruit fly that was being annoying, Tim Burton’s Alice, Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, how cool I look in kitty ears, audio books, The Green Hornet, and how comic book stores can be 1337est or just awesome. Hit us up with pre-show questions that you want us to address for next week!
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Episode 78 – “Hang On To Your Gonads!”
I am currently being harassed by a fruit fly. I want it to spontaneously combust… but it is not cooperating with me. Jerk. I was so tired right before we started the show. The fear of falling asleep mid sentence was lurking in the corner, but — per usual — doing the show with Stephen makes me insanely hyper (omg, the fruit fly is buzzing around my head now?!) and I had a BLAST! And, although I predicted last week that I wouldn’t be able to find notes… there were a ton this week as well! Someone must be sacrificing hookers to the note gods for us… thank you! SO glad Voodoo could be back with us this week! Vash turned 18 on Wednesday, and we had new listeners; Starkk (our wow buddy), and Susie-Q! Pigzilla returns, I ate your mom, WV blows and we will tell you why, and finally: reminders why we should not taze naked people.
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After the Blast – Episode ONE!
Since Stephen and I have started hanging out in the chat after the show, we have covered a lot of fun and interesting topics! Comics, movies, books, podcasts, directors, music, technology, fuzzy hand cuffs vs. leather bondage cuffs… you know, perfectly normal things. It has really been a blast — har har. We decided that the conversations needed recorded because of their awesomeness. So, join us in the chats after the show… even if you cannot make the actual show! We are a bit more relaxed, and there is no format. We talk about whatever is brought up in chat and then some. Special thanks to all our regulars… you make it so much fun to do what we do!
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