Well, we have successfully completed another abs-fab episode of the eventually famous podcast Horseshoes and Hand Grenades! We had a pirate join us for tea at some point, and I think the Mad Hatter made an appearance. I don’t really recall either way, as I was drugged by an alien overlord before we started the show. Good news for you, the evil sloths at H & H managed to find how to become a woman in 20 minutes, how third graders planned to attack their teacher, and how a 31 year old woman planned on kidnapping her 17 year old WoW lover.
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Author: Stephen
Good Grades For Sex and Money
A professor in Hamburg, Germany has been jailed for taking money and sex from students in exchange for good grades. I never knew that students could really be that desperate that they would fork out huge amounts of money just so they could pass. This professor evidently took in over $244,000 over the course of his teaching career. Students who were failing his class were given this option so that they could get their doctorate. What worries me is that there are doctors (of something) walking around in Germany that don’t really know what they’re doing! This just cannot stand!
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Please Don’t Tease the Tribesman
London will be getting a few visitors from the great land of Tanzania the week of the 26-mile London Marathon. The unusual thing about these guys is that they are from “Deepest Darkest Africa” and haven’t had that many dealings with civilizations like that of the Brits. They have been instructed by the people looking after them that it is very important they do not attempt to hunt farm animals, and that underwear is a necessary garment. I never thought about this kind of thing before, but I guess it would be hard for one of these guys to turn off his usual instinct of hunting and gathering.
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The Apocalypse Is…Not So Nigh Anymore
This is a follow up to the story posted earlier this week about those crazy Russians who were hiding out in the cave and waiting for the world to end. Well, it turns out that handful of those crazies weren’t crazy enough and decided to leave the cave after the roof of their makeshift hovel started to collapse. It sure looks like their fearless leader was right about the world ending, so long as the world was that cave. It has got to suck to think that you are safe from the apocalypse only to realize that the safest place you can be is outside your safehouse.
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Let’s Read…Naked!
A whole bunch of German hippies are getting together today to read a book about being a nudist. The catch: they are all naked! The book they are reading is all about Naturism, which from what I gather is about natural stuff. Sounds simple right? It probably isn’t, but for the sake of this article, I’ll just take a few liberties and make up things. That’s what we do here after all! Continue reading “Let’s Read…Naked!”
The Apocalypse Is Nigh!
A bunch of Russian crazies have managed to blockade themselves inside and old pre-revolutionary convent claiming that the world is ending! Not only that the world is ending, but also that processed food, credit cards, and bar codes are all the work of Satan. We all knew that, right? But what sense does it make to block yourself in and wait for your certain doom? Continue reading “The Apocalypse Is Nigh!”
Woman Sues Over Botched Surgery
The headline of this article may be slightly inaccurate since the woman didn’t actually have a botched surgery, but the completely wrong one! A woman is suing the hospital that performed cosmetic surgery that left her with bigger breasts she didn’t order! Continue reading “Woman Sues Over Botched Surgery”
New Site Launched!
Welcome to the brand spankin’ new Horseshoes & Hand Grenades home on the web! Just like the old H&H, but with a little more “awesome” added into it. We’re going to be posting daily with news articles and weird crap we’ve seen on the net! That’s one of the additions we’re adding to make your visits to H&H a little more fun. Continue reading “New Site Launched!”
Episode 50 LIVE! – “Pimp Capacitator!”
Our 50th show has come and gone and, for lack of a better string of words, it was frakking glorious. It’s almost been a year, and you guys have fluffed our egos to mammoth proportions. (Is that a good thing? Yeah, it really is.) We had a brilliant turnout of people, who we bribed, to come listen to Stephen and I talk about Super Sheep, Hand Bags and Hand Grenades, The Woman Who Had a Toilet for an Arse, and More Kitty Survival! A heartfelt thanks to: Scott, K-man, Brandon, Will, Sarn, Voodoo, Frankie U., Micah, and Lisa!
Factoid of the Week:
Each year, 30,000 people are seriously injured by exercise equipment
Drive-By-Fooding
Super Sheep!
Hand Bags and Hand Grenades?
More Kitty Survival!
Fencing Saves Lives!
Crying Robbers
Old Lady With a Bone To Pick
Talk about your having your butt glued to the seat O_o <— Submitted by VoodooSnowFlakes
Woman Forgotten
Check out these fine sites from some of the friends who joined us!
Massassi Forums
To Be Named Later – Another Pi and CHiPS Show
Download it Here! (Right-click, Save As…)
Running Time: 1:17:38 <— Longevity is due to the LIVE-ness 🙂
H&H LIVE! Episode 50 This Friday!
Ladies and Gentlemen, this Friday we will be producing the 50th episode of our fantastic podcast, and would like YOU to join us! Every 10 episodes we do a live show so we can have input from our fans and let you guys join us in laughing at the rest of the world. After doing 4 of these we have finally streamlined our process into something that works, and makes it easiest for you guys. Here are the details:
- The show starts at 8pm EST, and will be streamed right here on Horseshoes-Handgrenades.com.
- We will be using Stickam which provides a cool chat box in the streaming client that will be in the right sidebar of this page. This is a good alternative to communicating with us if you don’t want to or can’t use Skype.
- If you want to call in, you will need to have a Skype account and the Skype software (available FREE from Skype.com) and a decently quiet room so the whole world doesn’t hear your music, tv, or small children crying. Also, please turn down the show when you call in so we don’t hear ourselves through your microphone.
- Add “hnhlive” as a friend on Skype. This is the name you will be able to reach us at.
- This show is a total free-for-all, so call in whenever you want and we will take your call. I don’t care if we’re in the middle of a story, we want to hear from you! Because we love you 🙂
Remember, as always live shows can and very well might run long, be excessively RAUNCHY, and our conversation may stray so far from the topic that you can’t see it anymore. We’ve had SO much fun when we do these shows, that these things don’t even bother us. So please call in! We’ll see you guys this Friday!
-H&H